[laz17]

Bush: I have just signed legislation banning whiney little pipsqueaks from serving in Congress.
Daschle: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[GeorgeBerryman]

Bush: "Lil' Tommy, I'll tell that Secret Service agent to let go of your tiny nads just as soon as you stop filibustering my judicial nominees."

Daschle: (high pitched voice) "Nev--OWW... Never!"

[blondee123]

"I see the only thing that IS big on you is your PIE HOLE, Lil Tommy"

[CheneyChick]

My, Tommy, what a big mouth you have for such a little man....

[FairOpinion]

The LEADER and the FOOL.

[Teetop]

Bush thinking: The joke wasn't THAT funny.....I want to ram my fist down his throat until I reach his lungs & pull them out.

[oceanperch]

That position worked with CLinton won't work here Mr.

[RasterMaster]

During a recent press conference, President Bush responds to reporters about the Senate's role in the war in Iraq as Senator Tommy Daschle Dachund comments to himself...

"My career is screwed!"

[rsvt]

Bush:"We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers."

[rsvt]

Bush: "The mission must be to fight and win war and therefore to prevent war from happening in the first place."

[BikerTrash]

President Bush speaking, "Someone installed this urinal too close to the floor."

[Cvengr]

President Bush tests the First Lady's gift, garlic aftershave, to insure rumored vampires are rendered ineffective.

[DainBramage]

"On the count of three, everyone who sucks laugh reeeal loud, Three!"

[Charles Henrickson]

Hannibal the Cannibal.

[Johnny Gage]

Man I truly admire our President! He certainly is a respectful man and has strong will power.

Because if I was standing that close to that "pie hole" I'd punch him. TWICE!