[Stultis]

(not that I condone throwing Starbucks cups at maggot infested peaceniks.. cough)

It's horrible to even suggest. You should be ashamed. Those cups can blight the evironment for centuries. Eggs and tomatoes, especially ones that have already been partially decomposed, are much more responsible options.

[Joe 6-pack]

Instead of Starbucks (who BTW, charged NYC firefighters for bottled water on 9/11) the perfect thing to throw at them would be what they keep begging for...

...Whirled Peas!!!

[meyer]

Eggs and tomatoes, especially ones that have already been partially decomposed, are much more responsible options.

How about hard-boiled?