Iraqi Information Minister Speaking Right Now

[hawaiian]

This guy is classic. I am transcribing as I am listening: "They have not done any damage... they are kidnapping civilians. They have not been successful in any way... they are gangsters... they have only touched a portion of baghdad... come see what criminal Rumsfeld and loser Myers have done... we have destroyed 5 enemy tanks and inflicted many casualties... these are criminal invaders.... god willing we will destroy them." THIS IS THE MOST CLASSIC LOSER EVER.

[Utah Girl]

"If you want to come with us in these cars, we will show you what the international criminals have done." This guy was bad.

[Keith in Iowa]

THe only other place you can hear that many lies in such a short period of time is a rally of Democrat President wannabes...

[CAPPSMADNESS]

I have never laughed so hard in my entire life - this is right out of a Monty Python skit!!!

[tutstar]

Jay Leno may be out of a job soon. This Iraqi guy is a laugh!!!

[BurbankKarl]

I can see the French Foreign Legion is now speaking for the Iraqis...and the Chinese sold them those Clintonista Black Berets!

[minmospop]

I think the "Information Minister" needs better information. Especially the 19-rockets comment. Good to know he is "going to count them:.

[dead]

He's the best!

"That Secretary General Rumsfeld and his loser general Franks are international gangster criminals."

"Our tribes have them surrounded finally!"

This guy should have his own talk/variety show.

[bolobaby]

I'm listening to this with my jaw on the floor. I simply can't believe what he is saying!

It does worry me, though... I was hoping that all of these shmucks would be on the run. It would certainly make life easier if there wasn't ANYONE left to pull the Iraqi strings.

[forest6147]

Sounds like someone hasn't had enough Shock & Awe yet.

[Owl558]

Screw Hollywood, this guy gets the best-actor award.

"...and all those victories of the invaders, they never happened"

They're cracking... cracked...

[hawaiian]

"The cowards are desperate to show achievement they are kidnapping iraqis" (sidebar: CNN's Aaron Brown wondering if some of what this guy is saying is TRUE!)

[CAPPSMADNESS]

Don't forget!! 250 innocent women, children, old men, warm fuzzy puppies are now lying in hospital beds..... 5 hospitals none the less! and he invited the press to come and meet them!!! geeeeeezzz......

[Shermy]

This guy?

[vigilante2]

Have they thought about taking this clown POW!

[max_rpf]

The best part is how many missles they destroyed! WOW -- they put the pac3 systems to shame. Damn we need systems that can stop both cruise missles AND smart bombs!

I cannot wait until tmrw when the peaceparasites pick this up -- watch for the magic number -207

[Salamander]

I liked the bit where he said "Americans like their politicans to be criminals".

He must think it's still 1999.....:)

[PRND21]

His body language and snickers scream, "I'm lying".

[two23]

I saw that too..that guy should have borrowed Tommy Daschles step stool. What a lying POS!