[bucephalus]

So you're an Oppressor of Education? Now I know who to blame.

I seriously doubt that this is Dennis Miller. A few enlightened lefties like Chris Hitchens (go to CSPAN and find 3/15 video debate - Hitch is sublime)and William Shawcross are against it but seems to me that Miller is a little too glib to alienate his leftie base.

[Paradox]

I seriously doubt that this is Dennis Miller

No, this is not by Dennis Miller, however, Miller is a vehement supporter of the war, and has become more conservative with age. He is a FR "good guy"..

[Dajjal]

I seriously doubt that this is Dennis Miller.

It's not. It's Mr. W. Wayne Schields of Wichita Falls, Texas.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/miller.asp
This particular offering did run in the Times Records News, the only newspaper in Wichita Falls, Texas. It appeared as a Letter to the Editor on 26 February 2003, with its author identified as W. Wayne Schields of Wichita Falls. How the piece came to be attributed to Dennis Miller remains a mystery.

[zook]

"So you're an Oppressor of Education? Now I know who to blame. "

Yep, I'm the guy. Seriously, I fight a non-stop battle against the idiocy of the public schools.