Debka says Saddam is still alive

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[Maedhros]

DEBKAfile reported consistently that the Iraqi ruler was unhurt and in command, despite claims he was killed or injured in first bombardment

[Maedhros]

It's currently the sixth paragraph on their page.

[smith288]

Ill believe it when Statfor says it...

[martin_fierro]

That clinches it. He's dead.

[KingPin]

I think they say in the seven paragraph that Elvis is alive too.

[CatoRenasci]

You forgot the < /end sarcasm> tag!

[ASA Vet]

Elvis Hussein alert!

[Maedhros]

That clinches it. He's dead.

LOL!

[Poohbah]

This is nearly foolproof confirmation that he's stone dead.

[vin-one]

Yeah, he was spotted having a pinacolada at Trader Vic's

his hair was perfect,..... aahhh hhhooo haaaa, Saddam of Bagdad

[Semper Paratus]

Yep. The confirmation I needed.

[willieroe]

DEBKAfile reported consistently that the Iraqi ruler was unhurt and in command

Weekly World News reports consistently that aliens live among us.

[js1138]

Nonsense. Reliable sources say Saddam died of cancer four years ago. ;^)

[Porterville]

Art Bell website said the moon landing didn't happen today and that the red-haired bigfoot is stalking the Red River in Oklahoma. There are also sighting of Osama and the Great Pumpkin. Nothing on Saddham though.

[dirtboy]

In other news, Debka reported that Francisco Franco was still dead. Debka supporters trumpeted this breaking news as proof of Debka's accuracy and veracity.

[TexasNative2000]

First DEBKA says Aziz is captured. Then he shows up and becomes a human tracking beacon. Now they report that Saddam is alive. Does anyone want to offer a suggestion on what response this provokes?

[No Truce With Kings]

"That clinches it. He's dead."

Beat me to it.

[Maceman]

Sure he's alive. He was just too busy to issue a live statement on TV this morning (3am EST).

That's why he had them run some footage recorded earlier.

[Thane_Banquo]

If Debka says he's alive, then he must be dead.

[dighton]

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Saddam is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!He's f***in' snuffed it!..... THIS IS AN EX-SADDAM!!