[BullDog108]

There was a Texan, a Californian and an Idahoan partying at around a campfire. The Texan takes a shot of Tequilla and throws the half full bottle in the air and shoots it. The others say: "Hey! What are ya doin'?"

The Texan replies, "Hell, we got lots of cactus in Texas."

The Californian takes a slug from his wine jug and tosses it in the air and shoots it. The others say: "Hey! What are ya doin'?"

The Californian replies, "Hell, we got lots of grapes in California."

So the Idahoan sets his beer down on a tree stump and shoots the Californian. The Texan says: "Hey! What are ya doin'?"

The Idahoan says, "Hell, we got lots of Californians in Idaho!"

;^)