Well, the missiles were there because that is where the Iraqis make their Comet cleanser and it is easier to polish them, or, ah, they make good bookshelves for chemistry journals, or, well, ah.... Hmmm, can't come up with a good explanation, CNN better just say they were Coalition planted evidence, that's a good catch-all "explanation."
Oh, and why didn't Hans Blix find these?