[Conspiracy Guy]

What are the mimes doing under water in the first place. I always see them on the sidewalk or in the park. I like it when they pretend they are in a box. I always pretend to open the box and toss a pretend bucket of water on them.

[Diddle E. Squat]

What are the mimes doing under water in the first place.

I think it is a new Olympic sport...