Saddam's 'double' trouble Opposition leader claims Hussein died of cancer in '99

World Net Daily ^ | 3-26-03

[PJ-Comix]

The question is...Is he real or is he Memorex?

The answer is that he is really Jerry Haleva. The truth is that Jerry Haleva has been ruling Iraq for the past few years in the guise of Saddam Hussein.

[Grampa Dave]

A lot of intel people had been saying, that we hadn't seen the real Insane Soddomite for about 5 years.

Plus his former mistress who said that he had severe cancer.

Wouldn't this be a hoot if he did croak in 1999, and his sons and thugs have been lying.

The Pysops Guy should get this out to the RG and his other backers. They might cleanup Baghdad for us!

[rwfromkansas]

love it since I love the movie...lol

[Grampa Dave]

THE FBI HAS A BOLO ALERT. THIS DANGEROUS INDIVIDUAL MAY BE IN AMERICA MARCHING IN PEACE PROTESTS!

[Grampa Dave]

SODAMNED GETS SPECIAL COACHING FROM HIS MENTOR, THE DA$$HOLE, BEFORE GIVING THE SPEECH AFTER HIS SECOND OR THIRD REINCARNATION!

DAMMIT SODDOMITE, LIFT YOUR HAND AND POINT YOUR FINGER LIKE YOU ARE POINTING IT AT BUSH. GET SOME LIFE IN YOU! YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE DEAD! OOOPS, SORRY YOU ARE DEAD!

[justshe]

And if Rather really died, and it was HIS double interviewing Saddam's double....

that would make it the ....

Double Double Trouble Bubble?

(Ba-Da-Bing!)

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

...and since his death in 1999 they're just showing his doubles,"

So Saddam will look like he is 60 years old for the next 200 years. Double number 125, double number 126...

[Uncle Meat]

I guess they didn't hear Saddam had pints and pints of his blood drawn and he then had the whole Quran written in his blood.

I guess they walked away and forgot about him and he was sucked dry.

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[The_Media_never_lie]

ok--this is getting too bizarre. So Dan Rather interviewed a Sadamm body double???

Are you sure that was really Dan Rather?

[Grampa Dave]

Obviously, you are feeling better.

You forgot to throw in that CBS dubbed what the Soddamned supposedly said with one of their voice guys in the Blather sham.

[hope]

Jerry's much better looking than the butcher of Baghdad...

By Tom Tugend

LOS ANGELES, March 23 (JTA) -- Jerry Haleva, Hollywood's favorite Saddam Hussein double, firmly denies that he spoke over Baghdad television on the opening day of the war.

``I would never wear such ugly glasses," he protests.

Haleva bears a striking resemblance to the Iraqi dictator, especially when he strides into a diplomatic reception complete with beret and full uniform.

``Only in America could a nice Sephardic boy get paid to make fun of Saddam," he marvels.

Haleva is a pro-Israeli activist who serves on the national executive board of AIPAC and chaired the Jewish federation of Sacramento, Calif.

In his daytime job, he is a successful business and industry lobbyist in the California state capital.

As an actor, his film career took off with the first Persian Gulf war; he has played you-know-who in ``Hot Shots," ``Hot Shots! Part Deux," ``Mafia!" ``The Big Lebowski" and last year's HBO mockumentary ``Live From Baghdad."

Working a convention in full regalia a few years ago, he ran into former Israeli Prime Minister Shimon Peres. The two men shook hands and Haleva used the photo in his firm's marketing brochure with the caption, ``If we can make this happen, how hard can your issue be?"

Showing no political favoritism, he has also posed with Prime Minister Ariel Sharon.

Haleva's most recent gig was three months ago, when he interrupted a speech by George Shultz, breaking up both the meeting and the former secretary of state.

The busy lobbyist, who at 56 is 10 years younger than Saddam, has put his other persona on hold during the Iraq war.

``This is too serious a time for America and Israel to trivialize the situation," he says.

But after the war?

``As an actor, I hope Saddam goes into exile and my career extends," Haleva says. ``But as an American, I hope I get to do his epitaph.'' JTA END

[Cvengr]

Believe it or not,...there's an incredible amount of synchronicity in this conspiracy theory than meets the eye.

IMHO, world leaders aren't always just stupid.

Consider the behavior of many parties involved on both sides and consider what interests might be at stake to advocate certain positions over others.

Chirac, for instance. France has intelligence capacity. I have little doubt that the French understand the threat of terrorists being able to gain control of WMD from Iraq and use Iraq as a safe haven. The real question then becomes, why would they oppose the US so adamently to go this 'alone with Britain' (even though our coalition of 30 nations surpasses the alternate view with only a 20 nation withholdiing of support)?

France also has a substantial Muslim population and has dealt repeatedly with terrorists and assymmetric warfare with Algeria. Their present stance isn't consistent with their historical position, despite the jokes about WWII. It might be consistent with a socialist power structure which seeks to reinforce socialist victories worldwide regardless the consequences.

If Hussein indeed has been dead since '98 or '99 as some allege, would the behavior of Iraqi leaders and immediate juniors be consistent?

Hard to escape the preoccupation with dress to emulate Hussein. (Beret, sideburns, mustache, eyebrows,...paunch,...the entire Iraqi Army...hell, population, seems to be a Saddam lookalike contest.

Notice the repeated tactics to use counterfeit hostages to appear as soldiers, or counterfeit uniforms to appear as others, or counterfeit surrenders, or appeals to outright fear tactics to demand command.

These are all tactics of very junior inexperienced leaders with little professional wherewithal. Rather than face raw force and power issues to levy combat, they seek to first fool their opponent believing an incredibly easy success will follow.

Somewhere, these tactics have been observed by junior personnel and believed to be the way of the world of professional power masters. They're only successful if one has inherited power or has myopically focused on the local elements of power. They are instead,..foolish.

Consider the behavior of socialists worldwide.

Hillary Clinton and associates for example. These persons had access to intelligence to understand quite well what threats exist. Yet, they have chosen to employ outdated, stupid, Vietnam war styled tactics with the media and organized protestors to play the body politic.

The easist thing for them to have done was to play along,...afterall NY was attacked. No room for criticism, yet are we to believe the woman who commanded "Torch them!" when the Branch Davidians were under seige, now has suddenly become an advocate of peace when dealing with any religious extremism? Hardly consistent with her character (or lack thereof).

Interestingly, if Hussein had indeed died several years ago and the seconds merely are playing a control game, it nicely explains the behavior of senior leadership in Iraq and well as possibly 'informed' socialists throughout the globe.

IMHO, I suspect it isn't true, but I won't throw this Conspiracy Theory out until I can figure out why people like Hans Blix, the UN, the Clintons, Hollywood, France and Germany, and so many others ignore the obvious threats. I dare say they all have the mental capacities equal with those whom they oppose, and simple greed doesn't seem to explain the number of multiparty games ongoing.

[Howlin]

I agree with your statement 100 percent.

Now can you tell me what the purpose of the CIA telling us it was him would be? Granted I'm not very well versed in military strategy, but that's the part I don't get.

There is NO WAY on earth that these are the same people:

[Cvengr]

You're right,..the first one has breasts!

[Fraulein]

This is all just too wierd.

BTW, when the rats find out that we went to war against a man who was dead (if that is indeed the case), then we can expect their conspiracy theories to magnify tenfold.

[Cvengr]

I give it a month before people allege we never went to Baghdad, but instead the photos were from the Mojave Desert. Notice how the mojave has dust storms right now with 60 mph winds projected for the next 2 days?

PS.. I'm in the Mojave and the forces aren't here,...they're in Iraq, just to quell potential rumors.

[Cvengr]

On the contrary, they may already know and that might explain why they don't want the US to invade,....they already might have alternate controls within a worldwide socialist movement.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

Mind games and psychological warfare

[Terriergal]

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