[sonofatpatcher2]

Re: Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!

Is this the bald-headed SOB?

"If it is,
he's dead just as soon as I can find him! The scumbag stole my 2500-401K!"

Want a break from war news? Go to Stark Trek for a laugh or two. Then come back refreshed and loaded for bear!

[George from New England]

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