[Destro]

As long as NATO defends the Muslims the Serbs will be gunning for NATO.

[Destro]

bump

[expatpat]

The High Representative's mandate........

Sounds like a character in Gilbert and Sullivan. Probably just as idiotic, too.

[Stavka2]

No dugh...all three sides do it. When I was there in '98, the Serbs, probably through a good looking interpreter (funny...all the interpretors...for the most part were good looking women...from all 3 sides), stole our operations plan for a mission to take out a radio station (insta mob when it got there). They then went through it, annotated mistakes in US planning and wrote corrections and modifications and faxed it to the UN to take to NATO....I"ll say one thing...they've got balls.

[Cicero]

Maybe NATO should pay a little more attention to the Albanian terrorists who operate with impunity under NATO protection, murdering Serbs, Gypsies, and Macedonians and blowing up churches.

[scouse]

They should be careful. General Clarke is now working for CNN so they are in danger of being attacked by Larry King.

[Voronin]

LOL! They could have spun it a little:

Bosnian Serbs Thrown out of Spy Club"

Useless Media Inc.

The Bosnian Serbs have been thrown out of Spy Club International for not paying their subscription for several years, a NATO source has said. Other Club members had been turning a blind eye to this fact but had become increasingly irritated by the Bosnian Serbs lack of respect, notably refusing to lick the boots of other members and their affiliated organizations.

The crisis came to a head after an inspection by the Spy Club enforcer organization NATO, who in march uncovered spying activities by the Bosnian Serbs against their neighbors and Club Members. According to Article 2 of the Spy Club International rule book, such rights '...only exist if the subscription fee is paid regularly and in a prompt manner.'

Spy Club International, in it's official statement said that;

'The Bosnian Serbs have no right to spy on grounds of national security as long as they do not pay an arbitary subscription to the club and refuse to follow club edicts.'

The statement concludes that:

'The Bosnian Serbs must desist from spying forthwith and be prepared to face a punishment to be decided by other Club members.'

Due to legal limitations on foul language, the Bosnian Serb response is unprintable, but in essence, they vehemently disagree with the Clubs' actions point out its hypocrisy and arbitary actions.

The above item is exclusive to "Useless Media Inc." and may not be reproduced in any form anywhere, ever

[Joey Silvera]

"Serbs will be gunning for NATO"-you know it's basically only Serbs or Serbian-Americans reading this. You wouldn't write that otherwise. You might as well write "Serbs will be gunning for whatever goes up in place of the world trade center towers."