Taliban's Omar Issues Fresh Order to Wage 'Jihad' on U.S. Troops

Fox News Website ^ | 03/31/2003 | AP

[Smogger]

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan

[EggsAckley]

Aw, poor one-eyed Omar needs some attention.

[merrin]

Omar?!

He is so 2001.

[KingPin]

Yawn.... I'm tired of these zealots and their calls for "Holy Wars," like that is supposed to be intimidating. These guys are all bark and no bite... They're fanatics that pray on the uneducated masses.

[areafiftyone]

YAWWWWN!!! Jihad Jihad Jihad!! Getting freaking tired of that word.

[The_Media_never_lie]

If one more mullah issues a jihad in that part of the ME, the world will become overloaded and start to spin out of balance.

[Ebenezer]

"'There are only two symbols left in the world today: One is Islam, which is a religion of peace and the other symbol is (President) Bush, who is a symbol of terror and hatred,' Omar said."

At least, both Omar and President Bush agree that Islam is a religion of peace. Does our Commander-in-Chief believe, then, that he is a symbol of terror and hatred?

[reagan_fanatic]

Someone should throw him a horse hoof to gnaw on...

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Oh, that Mullah Omar. You've always got to keep an eye out for him.

[EggsAckley]

Does our Commander-in-Chief believe, then, that he is a symbol of terror and hatred?

what's your point??

[CathyRyan]

Wonder if Omar still sits, by the hour, in a non running car, turning the steering wheel back and forth, while making motor sounds.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Omar's poster said, "Come join me, Osama, Saddam, and many more here in the afterlife. It's much warmer than we had envisioned and we haven't found our virgins, but come on down and party with us. Jihad everyone!" x's and o's Omar.

[Lee Heggy]

"a mix of verses from the Quran explaining jihad"

Would that be a muslim mish-mash about how to turn oneself into mush?

[Ebenezer]

Nitwits such as Omar have a lot of bravado when calling for a jihad from whatever cave they are hiding in (there have been so many of these exhortations that one loses count), but let me see them actually come out and lead their troops to battle at great risk to their pathetic lives.

[try phecta tom]

How's about CRUSADE CRUSADE CRUSADE

[mallardx]

"Drop the bombs between the minarets..."

[Axolotl]

yeah whatever you say mulla...*yawn*...

[Ebenezer]

In the tradition of Rush Limbaugh, I am exposing absurdity by being absurd. Of course, no sane person believes that President Bush stands for terror and hatred, but I am merely taking issue with his post-9/11 statement that Islam is "a religion of peace". In practice, Islam is no more "a religion of peace" than the President is a hatred-filled terrorist.

[MrsEmmaPeel]

Since Omar has had to issue a new call for a Holy War, what happened to the previous calls? Are calls for Holy War consecutive or sequential? Do you have to finish the first Holy War call before you can go on with the second? Or, is this like a Holy War upgrade? -- Holy War 7.0 or something like that? How does this work exactly?