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Conservative Crybabies (Prepare to Puke)
Seattle Weekly ^ | 04/02/03 | Knute Berger

Posted on 04/03/2003 2:17:57 PM PST by zingzang

I’ve never heard or read the work of right-wing radio-talk-show host Michael Savage, but the subtitle of his best-selling book, Savage Nation, tells me he must be some kind of simpering sissy wimp. It reads: “Saving America from the liberal assault on our borders, language, and culture.”

Excuse me? Liberalism isn’t assaulting anyone these days. It’s barely alive. It’s a bubble boy on life support in the coma ward. Liberalism a threat? To whom, Bambi?

It’s beyond me why conservatives just don’t declare victory. Why are they so aggrieved? Because they were driving their SUV and some hippie called them names? Boo-hoo.

The mainstream right has won. By that I mean the ravenous, talk-radio, corporate kiss-ass right. It tells you everything you need to know about them that they’re not happy with mere victory. They require an extermination.

What is the evidence that they’ve won? Well, like Christopher Wren’s monument, it’s all around you. Let’s see. They own the White House. They own both houses of Congress. They own the Supreme Court. George W. Bush, in the words of the eminently reasonable Michael Kinsley, is “the closest thing in a long time to dictator of the world.”

We’re fighting a pre-emptive war in Iraq designed to establish dominance in the Middle East—a war in which our tanks have not only flattened fleeing Iraqis but also the United Nations, NATO, and the European Union—all bugbears of the right. Our official war-making slogan could be taken from the old CIA–run Air America motto: Anything, Anytime, Anywhere.

The war and Bush’s other economic policies are designed to bankrupt the treasury in order to force spending cuts everywhere but in national defense and national offense. The liberal programs that once defined America—like Social Security—are doomed. He’s turned a demographic bump into a black hole. He’s attempting to complete the job Ronald Reagan began by reviving Trickle Down Syndrome. Your government benefits? They’ll be lighting some fat cat’s cigar if they aren’t fueling the war machine.

Bush has even figured out a way to trickle down deficits. The New Federalism involves moving programs downstream to states that can’t pay their own bills, thanks in part to the Bush-run economy. He’s redefined states rights to mean that every state has the right to cut whatever programs it wants.

And while Bush is diminishing government’s overall size and scope (and here I define government as that portion of the bureaucracy that actually benefits the citizenry), he is consolidating power in his own hands—or the hands of his handlers. Their real and relative power is growing as everything else shrinks.

Not since Richard Nixon has a president sought so much authority; has a president been so secretive; has a president been so determined to run the country without bowing to Congress; has a president been so brazen about waging undeclared war. But Nixon, that big commie, didn’t go far enough. His imperial fantasies were largely limited to the idiotic Busby Berkeley costumes of his palace guard. Bush, on the other hand, has published his imperial plan and signed it in blood.

So, not only have so-called conservatives taken the country and consolidated their power, they are also wowing—or at least (shall we be generous?) snowing—the public. This won’t be good news to your typical Seattle peacenik, but here’s a disturbing message: Polls don’t lie. Yes, I wish we could ignore them, too, but the messenger, while not perfect, is close enough when it comes to measuring attitude trends. What do the polls say?

They say 70 percent of the American public supports the war—and that support has been growing. They say 70 percent of the public approves of the way Bush is doing his job. And more broadly, they say that more than half (53 percent) of the country thinks America is on the right track. Red, white, and blue marketing is in; protest coverage is a turnoff. Sure, maybe it’s partly due to a wartime rallying effect, but that’s the point. Bush has pushed us into a perpetual war because that’s what fuels the right’s sense of righteousness. And fear is the glue that holds the whole plan together.

It also suits the right’s siege mentality. No matter that they’ve gutted and flensed the New Deal, the New Frontier, and the Great Society. Somehow, it’s American conservatives who feel marginalized, under attack, and oppressed.

But what do they have to fear, really? Michael Moore and his Oscar night tantrums? Ralph Nader? Tom Daschle? Susan Sarandon? Soccer moms with Darwin fish? Horrible traitors all.

What will make the right wing happy? A statue of Jefferson Davis in downtown Seattle? Charlton Heston on the $3 bill? Doubtful.

Like an elephant scared of a mouse, the right is a pitiful giant. It is still deeply insecure despite a half-century of successful political conquest. But in that insecurity they find strength and resolve: There are enemies to fight and liberals to demonize.

If you think you’re safe in this island of liberalism in Seattle, don’t get too smug, because our very existence assaults their crybaby sensibilities. Eventually they’ll get around to dealing with all the pockets of resistance, even if the war’s already won.

kberger@seattleweekly.com


TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: conservatism; iraq; liberalism; seattle; war
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Even when they admit they're wrong, they're still lying liberal pigs!!
1 posted on 04/03/2003 2:17:57 PM PST by zingzang
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To: zingzang
Knute Booger?
2 posted on 04/03/2003 2:18:40 PM PST by Oldeconomybuyer (Let's Roll)
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To: zingzang
a new standard of liberalism: utterly judging the book by its cover.

dep

3 posted on 04/03/2003 2:20:57 PM PST by dep (baghdad before hdad bags us!)
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To: zingzang
"... simpering sissy wimp."
Michael Savage has been called many things but a wimp, I don't think so.
4 posted on 04/03/2003 2:21:08 PM PST by Zathras
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To: zingzang
Excuse me? Liberalism isn’t assaulting anyone these days. It’s barely alive.

Yes, because the left murdered it. Liberalism died when it was abandoned for Fabian Socialism about 70 years ago.

5 posted on 04/03/2003 2:21:33 PM PST by AdamSelene235 (Like all the jolly good fellows, I drink my whiskey clear....)
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To: zingzang
Man, I hope this guy is right!
6 posted on 04/03/2003 2:21:42 PM PST by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: zingzang
We still have literature, the arts, and academia to win.
7 posted on 04/03/2003 2:22:10 PM PST by Celtjew Libertarian (No more will we pretend that our desire/For liberty is number-cold and has no fire.)
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To: zingzang
Seattle's gone down the pooper.
8 posted on 04/03/2003 2:22:55 PM PST by Rocky Mountain High
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To: Celtjew Libertarian
Screw it. I declare victory.

Party at Tom Daschle's place!!
9 posted on 04/03/2003 2:23:51 PM PST by thoughtomator (Khomeni is an enemy combatant)
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To: zingzang
He's right. We do require an extermination. We want all liberal politics to be completely wiped out from the face of this country.
10 posted on 04/03/2003 2:24:10 PM PST by LeftiesBinWhinin
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To: zingzang
This author is seriously deranged if he thinks that liberalism and leftists are a dying breed. They have infiltrated our media, our government institutions (except the military), primary, secondary, and post-graduate educational institutions, and charitable institutions. Is there anything that hasn't been totally taken over by the leftist pigs?
11 posted on 04/03/2003 2:24:12 PM PST by Henrietta
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To: zingzang
I love it when they whine like this. But PLEASE don't believe this crap! Conseratives have a VERY long way to go toward correcting some of the problems in this country. We haven't won, though we are make some progress.
12 posted on 04/03/2003 2:24:27 PM PST by mad puppy (We will be there for as long as it takes...)
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"...even if the war’s already won."

Well, he's got that point right. The left is (has been) in self-destruct mode for a while now.
13 posted on 04/03/2003 2:24:46 PM PST by Desecrated
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To: zingzang

Because we haven't won nearly as much as you think we have, my whiney liberal friend.

We've nearly patched the hull.. but there's still years worth of bailing to be done.

14 posted on 04/03/2003 2:25:31 PM PST by Jhoffa_ (Frodo sleeps with men...)
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To: zingzang
I’ve never heard or read the work of right-wing radio-talk-show host Michael Savage, but the subtitle of his best-selling book, Savage Nation, tells me he must be some kind of simpering sissy wimp. It reads: “Saving America from the liberal assault on our borders, language, and culture.”

Typical liberal/leftist garbage... "I don't know anything about what I'm going to say, but here it is!"

Mark

15 posted on 04/03/2003 2:25:49 PM PST by MarkL
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To: zingzang
They require an extermination.

Well, certainly I do.

This seems to be written from the point of view of a person who's on the piece of iceberg that just broke off and is aimlessly floating out to sea.

Good.

16 posted on 04/03/2003 2:26:14 PM PST by Madame Dufarge
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To: Celtjew Libertarian
You missed Education.
17 posted on 04/03/2003 2:26:30 PM PST by netmilsmom (Bush/Rice 2004- pray & fast for our troops this lent-Peace through strength)
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To: AdamSelene235
Here here! These communists today wouldn't know liberalism if it bit Pelosi on the ass.
18 posted on 04/03/2003 2:26:44 PM PST by Desecrated
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To: thoughtomator
Screw it. I declare victory.

Let's make sure that we can keep what we've gained.

19 posted on 04/03/2003 2:27:06 PM PST by Celtjew Libertarian (No more will we pretend that our desire/For liberty is number-cold and has no fire.)
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To: LeftiesBinWhinin
I like Rush's idea -- leave one liberal in place in each college campus so people don't forget what a liberal is.
20 posted on 04/03/2003 2:28:13 PM PST by johnb838 (Understand the root causes of American anger)
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