New Governemt Sights for Terrorism (Censored Version)

I wish I could recall where I saw that posted- it was on another forum some months ago, and the members added titles ranging from mildly sarcastic to X-rated, but they were all knee-slappingly funny.

7 posted on 04/03/2003 4:57:21 PM PST by backhoe

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To: backhoe

hahahaha...Thats a good one!

8 posted on 04/03/2003 5:27:03 PM PST by Enemy Of The State

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To: HighRoadToChina; B4Ranch; maui_hawaii; t-shirt; Hopalong; Slyfox; Free the USA; Asclepius; ...

Laugh Ping!

9 posted on 04/03/2003 5:27:57 PM PST by Enemy Of The State

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To: Ignatz; curmudgeonII

Ping!

10 posted on 04/03/2003 5:29:45 PM PST by Enemy Of The State

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To: Enemy Of The State

ROTFLOL!

11 posted on 04/03/2003 5:33:14 PM PST by Redcloak (All work and no FReep makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no FReep make s Jack a dul boy. Allwork an)

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LOL... I'm DYING over here!

12 posted on 04/03/2003 5:35:02 PM PST by AnnaZ

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To: Enemy Of The State

Yup, this is the proof that you are truly warped. I suspected it for quite a while, now we all know for sure. Honesty is the best policy. LOL

13 posted on 04/03/2003 6:15:21 PM PST by B4Ranch (Keep America safe! Thank the troops for our freedom. No slack for Iraq!)

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To: AnnaZ

Thanks for the ping! That was hysterical. My favorite:

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

14 posted on 04/03/2003 6:17:40 PM PST by dead

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To: B4Ranch

yeah, it's pretty hard to hide from those of like mind ;) lol... Glad you got a laugh out of it.

15 posted on 04/03/2003 6:29:27 PM PST by Enemy Of The State

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To: dead

The tip they haven't hipped us to, however, is to always carry a flashlight when entering a building that may collapse. (...as I see no uses demonstrated herein for either duct tape or plastic sheeting.)

16 posted on 04/03/2003 7:13:25 PM PST by AnnaZ

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To: AnnaZ

Bwhahaha!

Bookmark BTTT;-)

Still ROTF...

17 posted on 04/03/2003 9:15:21 PM PST by HangFire

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To: AnnaZ

Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

How many times have you heard me say this?

18 posted on 04/03/2003 9:17:29 PM PST by HangFire

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To: HangFire; AnnaZ

Too funny! My fave is the bust on Vin Diesel....that guy annoys me. But, you gotta love the mutant ones...."If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that crap." Wow.

19 posted on 04/04/2003 6:29:46 AM PST by Feiny

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To: HangFire; AnnaZ

If exposed to psychodelic gas, choke yourself until you pass out.

20 posted on 04/04/2003 6:33:40 AM PST by Feiny

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