Bounty hunters are `holy war' infiltrators moving into Iraq

The Western Mail (Wales) ^ | Apr 7, 2003 | Staff

[Diddley]

Don't you mean die-easies?

I'm with you.

[Diddley]

ROFL

[lilylangtree]

Wonder if they'll be saying the same things as the Iraqis? :)(:

What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.

Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.

What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
F-16 ... B-52 ... F-18 ...A-10

What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the h**l those Tomahawks are coming from!

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.

[Diddley]

Rush said, "They are all comin' to commit suicide!"

[Diddley]

Very funny "One-liners".
:-)

[garyhope]

50 guys on a bus, a slow moving target? I hope our intel is tracking these buses and I hope they meet one of our C-130 gunships or drone fired Hellfire missles. Waste them all.

Do they think they'll actually make it to Baghdad? Why don't they just throw themselves off their local roof and avoid the bus ride?

[DAPFE8900]

I say any jihadist from PALESTINE,Lebanon,and serial{SYRIA}
if they are captured and we confirm they are from one of those countries we shoot them in the head right on the spot...