Comment on fire at publisher's house(how horrible, and actually wait until the fire is going before commenting)
Kill publishers dog.
Contact publisher and demand another advance. This will never be deemed a credible scenario and thus will work perfectly.
Announce that despite the publishers personal tax problems, you still remain good friends.
Lunch.......Eat the still beating hearts of children(healthy ones)
Circulate a rumor to the publisher's board of directors that regime change is coming.
Hire ghost writer(again) and get her working and figure out how to not pay her a dime (again).
Dye roots, and have horns filed down.
Watch a republican snuff film.
Nap, dream of sheep. Kill them all with demonic claws. Awake refreshed.
Phone Chelsea. Ask her for another younger blood transfusion. Offer to let her boyfriend live or something.
Dine on puppies.
Find crack whore, satisfy self, sleep like a succubus.