[Chad Fairbanks]

He said he's already had a "significant donation" of French wine for the cause.

Jeez... and just a day ago, you COULDN'T even give it away... ;0)

[blackdog]

And New York City will generously donate their $10.00 crack whores for the festival.

Of course this means they cannot shower for a month, must wear lipstick like a clown, need to air out the dug-out, adopt new street names like Collette, Babbette, Monique, and whatever Chirac's daughters are called, and reduce their prices down to $2.00 due to government subsidies.

Spitting after servicing Americans in Ithica is still acceptable.