[governsleastgovernsbest]

In related news, former baseball player Darryl Strawberry was arrested this afternoon on charges of possession of crack cocaine and solicitation of prostitution.

[Charles Henrickson]

Strawberry plans to move back in with his wife, Charisse, and his three children in a Lutz, Fla., gated community.

If I were her, I'd ask him to use a full-body condom.