[eno_]

She is wound a bit too tight.

Shocking, I say, that my son might one day punish the bishop, polish the bayonet, spank the monkey, do a flute solo, lope the pork sword, release the hostages, or take lightsaber practice with Han Solo, etc. Shocking! If it wasn't for this kind of thing, I could reasonably expect he would never do that.

[Hacksaw]

Shocking, I say, that my son might one day punish the bishop, polish the bayonet, spank the monkey, do a flute solo, lope the pork sword, release the hostages, or take lightsaber practice with Han Solo, etc. Shocking! If it wasn't for this kind of thing, I could reasonably expect he would never do that.

By all means then, let's teach him all about it in school.