[Cate]

I think he's in the dog pen eating dog chow. Ugh. He sprayed out there as our dog was barking in the house and probably set him off. lovely... I'd rather have it out there instead of on the dog who sleeps in the house at night. We live by a lake and have been battling the ducks laying eggs by the back door. The momma ducks get really cranky when you walk by their nests. Its like animal kingdom here in the spring. My elderly neighbor always chases the boy ducks off the girl ducks, she uses a broom. She calls her back yard sex central cuz all the ducks hang out on her patio. Phew... I'm rambling..

[Fledermaus]

ooh, duck porn! (ducking)

[TheLion]

"My elderly neighbor always chases the boy ducks off the girl ducks, she uses a broom."

She needs to get a life! Sounds like you have your hands full there.

[The Hon. Galahad Threepwood]

My elderly neighbor always chases the boy ducks off the girl ducks, she uses a broom.

Do the ducks duck?