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Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

A Jewish man moves into a strict Catholic neighbourhood. Every
Friday, the Catholics practically go crazy -- because while they're
morosely eating only fish, the Jew is in his backyard barbecuing
steaks. So, the Catholics work on the Jew to convert him.

Finally, by long endurance, the Catholics succeed. They take the
Jew to a priest who sprinkles holy water on the Jew and intones,
"Born a Jew ......Raised a Jew ......Now a Catholic."

The Catholics are ecstatic; No more delicious, but maddening
smells every Friday evening! But come the following Friday, the
scent of barbecue wafts through the neighbourhood. The Catholics all
rush to the Jew's house to *remind* him of his new diet. They find
him standing over the sizzling steak, knife in one hand, his other
hand dipping in water. He sprinkles water over the meat, saying,
"Born a cow ......Raised a cow ......Now a fish!"