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To: peeve23
We probably have plans for the invasion of canada (and should enact, to spare the canadians any further embarrassment from Cretin's gov't).

I have seen those plans. They are brilliant. A Boy Scout Troop from Cutler, Maine will drive straght up the coast with cover from the sea being provided by the Bar Harbor Yacht Club. Meanwhile, a squad of bicycle mounted Campfire Girls will push North from Detroit, capture Windsor, Ontario, and clear the way for the capture of Ottowa by a company of Second Amendment Sisters. Special Forces of the US Forest Service are already working with dissident groups in Western Canada, which is expected to fall without a fight and quickly become the 51st State.

29 posted on 04/10/2003 7:55:16 AM PDT by blau993 (Labs for love; .357 for Security.)
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To: blau993
ROTFLOL.

You should expand that to an article and blog it someplace.

:>)
39 posted on 04/10/2003 7:57:12 AM PDT by peeve23
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To: blau993
I think the boys from 'Southpark' invaded Canada once, didn't they?
46 posted on 04/10/2003 7:59:49 AM PDT by Gerasimov
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To: blau993
We used to have a joke in college (this was the eighties) about colonizing Canada, including this: "Do you have any idea how many tanks we could roll across the 'Peace' bridge before they even got their warplane in the air?"
50 posted on 04/10/2003 8:01:13 AM PDT by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: blau993
Meanwhile, a squad of bicycle mounted Campfire Girls will push North from Detroit, capture Windsor, Ontario,

Check your geography. Windsor is actually south of Detroit.

and clear the way for the capture of Ottowa by a company of Second Amendment Sisters.

Ottawa is four or five hundred miles from Windsor/Detroit. Much easier to just go the 60 miles north up highway 16 from the bridge over the St. Lawrence at Prescott.

(BTW, the last time the US tried to invade Canada got Washington DC burned, although Canada had British support then. Don't know that they would this time.)

91 posted on 04/10/2003 8:32:42 AM PDT by algol
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To: blau993
LOL
111 posted on 04/10/2003 9:06:24 AM PDT by CJ Wolf (so true)
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To: blau993
LOL !! Thanks for the laugh my friend. Now, please come clean the cigar ashes off my keyboard ........
Snooter ;o)
147 posted on 04/10/2003 11:40:51 AM PDT by snooter55 (People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do)
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To: blau993
LOL!!!!!!!Very Good.
166 posted on 04/16/2003 11:47:45 AM PDT by slasher82
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