To: Gopher Broke
ANSWER HQ, Management Meeting, April 8, 2003:
SPEAKER: Our next order of business is the Protest to End the War on April 12...
AID: Excuse me sir, that war is basically over.
SPEAKER: Yes, I've heard about that. How inconvenient...hmmm...Well, lets protest the thousands of the young men and women who are being sent home in body bags...
AID: Excuse me sir, the coalition causualties were under a hundred.
SPEAKER: I see. Any burned out schools?
AID: Sadly,none sir.
SPEAKER: Women raped?
AID: None.
SPEAKER: Fire in the streets of the Mid-East?
AID: Kind of muted, sir.
SPEAKER (pounding the podium): Well, just exactly what are we supposed to protest then???
AID: The Florida election?
SPEAKER: No, we did that last time.
AID: Anti-semetism?
SPEAKER: What? Oh, thats right...you were out sick for that meeting. No - we're all for that now. What else?
AID: How about Newt Gingrich! That used to work real well!
SPEAKER: No, he's no longer...(pauses to think)...wait a minute...doesn't Newt Gingrich appear on Hannity? And Hannity appears on...
AID: Fox News! Brilliant sir!
SPEAKER: Why this is "Protest 101"! Of course..."if the truth is not in your favor, then attack the truth"! Send out the press release...we're going after Fox!
AID: Yes sir!
12 posted on
04/10/2003 10:17:32 AM PDT by
kidd
To: kidd
LOL. They have to protest something, don't they? Anything will do for now. LOL.
Seeing they don't have to be concerned about going to work, they've taken up protesting as a hobby.
"We want all YOUR stuff" protesting is the new "groovy" thing to do I guess.
14 posted on
04/10/2003 10:24:57 AM PDT by
concerned about politics
(Anti-American protestors are inbread liberal Notsosmartso's.)
To: kidd
oh, damn, that is brilliant!
To: kidd
kidd, LOL, Newt was on Fox just 10 minutes ago!
... oh, the horror, the horror, a 24 hour news channel which doesnt exclude Republicans.
36 posted on
04/10/2003 6:50:48 PM PDT by
WOSG
(Liberate Iraq! God Bless our Troops!)
To: kidd
AID = AIDE
40 posted on
04/10/2003 8:30:34 PM PDT by
Rocko
To: kidd
I sure if you mass manufactured signs that said "A prison for Every Child" or "Statues are People too" and handed them out at their rally the morons would carry them without even knowing what they said.
49 posted on
04/11/2003 8:08:16 AM PDT by
Wil H
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