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Arkansas Jokes

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

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Dumb Arkansas Laws

• The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
  
  
• Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"
  
  
• A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
  
  
• A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
  
  
• Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
  
  
• A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.
  
  

  Fayetteville

• It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
  
  
• Little Rock
  
  
• Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
  
  
• Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
  
  
• It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
  
  
• No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54
  
  

[Orangedog]

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

LOL! Has anyone successfully used that as a defense in court?