[Minutemen]

"This is exactly like going to the library. Do I have to pay to check out a book?"

By that reasoning, I shouldn't have to pay the dealer for an automobile either. After all, I just want to "borrow" a car for awhile.

[Not Insane]

__After all, I just want to "borrow" a car for awhile.__

Will you return it in "identical" condition with no mileage, cylinder, tire or seat wear?

Will he be able to "loan" the car to millions of other people at the same time you're using it?