[FairWitness]

Woman smiling Man smiling

[Wolfie]

No matter how sweet, pretty, and nice a woman is, there is a man somewhere who was happy to get rid of her.

[Larry Lucido]

If she is trying to be funny, she is failing miserably. Maybe that's why she has little to smile about.

We get mammograms, they get Viagra

A non-sequiter substituting for analysis.

[retrokitten]

I'm smiling because now everyone knows this woman is an idiot.

[rj45mis]

Such a waste of space :(

[KellyAdmirer]

This column suggests men are better writers and humorists, too.

[patent]

Our smiles are shouting: Don't take us seriously. Walk all over us! You look tired. Can I make you a nice sandwich?

. . . . .

Well, I think we are making a mistake doing all this smiling.

This is bizarre. People usually smile when they are happy. This woman seems to quite literally want women to smile less, and be less happy, so that they can make more money and run more fortune 500 companies.

And they call this women’s liberation? How ideologically bankrupt can they get?

patent  +AMDG

[Billthedrill]

Well, if joining the club at Augusta is her measure of success, I'll propose a swap - she can have my membership, I want her ability to have multiple orgasms. Deal?

[eboyer]

I recall a legal case (Arizona I believe) stating it was unlawful to charge a higher cost for female pension plans due to life expectancy but it is perfectly acceptable to use life expectancy to determine male life insurance rates.

Maybe that is what is causing all the jockularity?

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Here's my theory. We are too darn easy to please.

OOOHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! That's got to be qoute of the day material.

They are crazy that's why they smile.

[PLOM...NOT!]

We get to give birth, they get to join Augusta, and WE'RE smiling?

I wonder if this wo-man has ever given birth? It was by far the most joyous time in my life (amidst all the screaming and pain), to see that small miracle emerge wide eyed and ready to take on the world. This somehow is supposed to compare to a golf course? How???

[TheAbbodad]

You know all that duct tape we ran out and bought?

Use it to tape that useless, gaping craw of your SHUT