[Fedupwithit]

No matter how sweet, pretty, and nice a woman is, there is a man somewhere who was happy to get rid of her.

ROFLMAO!!! Oh man, I have tears rolling down my cheeks after that one!! : )

[Wolfie]

And of course there's the ever popular:

"Its not the dress that makes you look fat, its the FAT that makes you look fat."