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~~~Anybody can write, 'We'll put a boot in your ass.~~~

Goodbye Earl, by the Dixie Chicks

Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends
All through thier high school days
Both members of the 4H club
Both active in the FFA
After graduation Mary Anne went out lookin'
for a bright new world
Wanda looked all around this town
And all she found was Earl

Well it wasn't two weeks
After she got married that
Wanda started gettin' abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And make up to cover a bruise
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there
But Earl walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care
Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta
On a red eye midnight flight
She held Wanda's hand as they
Worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide
That Earl had to die

Goodbye Earl
Those black-eyed peas
They tasted all right to me Earl
You're feelin' weak
Why don't you lay down
And sleep Earl
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp Earl

The cops came by to bring Earl in They searched the house
High and low
Then they tipped thier hats
And said "thank you ladies if you hear from him let us know"
Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
Who nobody missed at all
So the girls bought some land
And a roadside stand
Out on Highway 109
They sell Tennessee ham
And strawberry jam
And they don't
Lose any sleep at night 'cause
Earl had to die

Goodbye Earl
We need a break
Let's go out to the lake Earl
We'll pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk Earl
Well is that all right
Good Let's go for a ride
Earl Hey

The thing that really jumped out at me when the Buffet Buster spewed this crap last year was her implicit racism. Toby clearly talked about kicking the asses of the "evil doers", but Fatalie subconsciously lumped all Muslims in there. Of course she is much too vapid to grasp that.

The other thing I found hilarious is that it's apparently ignorant and wrong to attack the folks who supported the slaughter of over 3,000 innocent souls, but it's is perfectly acceptable (and funny, too!!)to kill Earl because he slapped a woman. I would call her a hypocrit, but she strikes me as being too damn stupid to know she has been insulted.