[marron]

The Defense Department, under its "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, continues to discharge lesbian, gay and bisexual linguists - despite an even more urgent need for translators

Are all Arabic speakers gay?

Can't be authoritative about it, but after a year or so in the region, my impression was, well, never mind. But there are some sick puppies over there.

[Quilla]

Are all Arabic speakers gay?

Yes, I believe the author wants us to assume so. Actually, the piece started with a bang and then ended with a sizzle.