The Middle East Tar-Baby

Now when I think of the Middle East, I recall the Uncle Remus story of the tar-baby. Brer Rabbit learned a lesson from it. The thing about the tar-baby was, if you whacked it, it stuck to you. And as you pushed against it to get free, you just got more stuck.

The Middle East has always been a kind of tar-baby for whoever invaded it. There are historians who suggest that the fall of the Roman Empire was hastened by its many efforts to subdue the Jews of Israel. There was the famous siege of Masada and then, after the great revolt of 132-4 AD, Hadrian exiled half of the surviving Jews.

Most settled in Persia where they set about creating the Talmud, the huge volume of opinion concerning all things Jewish. Historians think the Romans were so weakened by their efforts to deal with the Jews they were more vulnerable to the barbarian tribes that invaded and finished off the Empire. They, in turn, would be conquered by Christianity, a religion that, not surprisingly, came out of the Middle East.

An interesting side note about the Talmud. More than seventy-five percent of its vast text comes to no single conclusion on any question raised for the great sages to answer. You get to read all their responses and then choose your own. This is very different from Islam where the Koran and its commentary, the Hadith, answer all questions. For a Muslim, it's either in the Koran or the local imam who will provide the answer.

The only answer seventh century Islam does not have is how to function in modern times. This does not deter the many Muslims who write me with their answer. They want me to become a Muslim. That is their answer to everything.

That is why, when Iraqis began to march in the streets calling for an Islamic government and for US troops to leave, I realized that America had grabbed hold of the Middle East tar-baby. No nation functioning with an Islamic government (Iran and Saudi Arabia comes to mind) has any grasp of human rights and all regard repression as the primary governmental function.

Are the Iraqis truly "free" now that we have "liberated" them? Will their next government guarantee them the rights that Americans take for granted? And, having invaded Iraq and "freed" it in less than a month, how long before we feel we must also invade Syria? Or haven't you noticed the White House turn up the volume on this topic?

None of this, however, addresses why we really invaded Afghanistan and Iraq. Forget about liberation. Forget about oil. Forget about nation building. The might and power of the United States reached out into Afghanistan and Iraq to provide provocateurs around the world with a demonstration of what we could do and would do if Americans were attacked again on our own sovereign soil.

It was an exercise in power because, if power is not used , it really doesn't exist and it really cannot protect any nation or anyone. This is why a man who has a gun is a lot better off if attacked than one who does not. Power can, of course, be a deterrent. Our power protected us during the Cold War with the Soviet Union, but that nation was not run by madmen.

This is why the Middle East differs and why it required a show of power. The Taliban, an influx of Saudis mostly, had to be driven out of Afghanistan in order to hand it back to the mix of little warlords who have always run that throwback to the Middle Ages. Iran is run by a small clique of power-crazed ayatollahs. Libya is run by an egomaniac. Virtually every nation in Africa has some petty, evil despot running the show. In the Far East, another lunatic running North Korea needed an object lesson in personal annihilation.

So, here we are, poised as the greatest military and economic power in the world. And we are stuck in the Middle East, trying to deal with religious fanatics; not unlike the ancient Romans were.

In another religion-based conflict, we hope that Pakistan and India don't nuke each other.

We're sending troops to the Philippines to help preserve what passes for a democratic government there.

The French and Germans dislike us and even the British populace weren't that keen on joining us in Iraq.

Neither Canada to the north, nor Mexico to the south, had a kind word for our action in Iraq. Neither gives a damn about the integrity of our borders with them.

Some forty-three or more nations did express support, however. Those nations now free of the domination of the former Soviet Union understood the stakes, having begun to enjoy the blessings of freedom. And thank you Spain and Australia.

Finally, there's the United Nations, irresolute, corrupt, disdainful of our naive belief in human rights and self-government, and intent on imposing itself on the whole world as a huge bureaucratic global government.

So our troops now are in the Middle East and like the Roman Empire we maintain others around the world. Most nations these days won't spend anything on their own armies and, when they do use them, it is mostly to keep their own people in line.

Then there's that shadowy thing called al Qaeda. It's not a nation. It's a fanatical Islamic religious movement that hates us, the Israelis, the Saudi royal family, and who knows who else, equally. They've shown their talent for wreaking havoc in places as far apart from one another as the islands of Bali and Manhattan.

Like reading the Talmud, you can supply any answer you want to the problem. It's the Jews, it's the oil, it's the evil multi-national corporations, it's eating meat, it's SUVs, it's Hollywood. It's all of these things. It's none of these things. But that old tar-baby just keeps sticking to us no matter what we do to free ourselves.

There are historians who suggest that the fall of the Roman Empire was hastened by its many efforts to subdue the Jews of Israel

Name one. When someone says something this silly, it is impossible to take anything else he has to say seriously.

There are historians who suggest that the fall of the Roman Empire was hastened by its many efforts to subdue the Jews of Israel.

There are also those who say that the fall of the Roman Empire came about because of the "dole" which was their form of welfare so artists, poets, philosophers, etc., could do their thing without having to work. More and more folks came to the city to take advantage of the dole and it trashed the empire.

"We are falling...
Deep in sin...
Wheeeeeee...."

The thing about the tar-baby was, if you whacked it, it stuck to you. And as you pushed against it to get free, you just got more stuck.

But that old tar-baby just keeps sticking to us no matter what we do to free ourselves.

Yes, but what about the part where Brer Fox took Brer Rabbit "en slung 'im right in de middle er de brierpatch."

It ended up with:

"'Bred en bawn in a brier-patch, Brer Fox--bred en bawn in a brier-patch!' en wid dat he skip out jes ez lively as a cricket in de embers."

Which, if you want to follow the story all the way through, shows that the tar baby wasn't the end-all of problems.

exactly. I am given to understand that it was the succession wars which destroyed the legions, which in turn led to a change in strategic posture from pre-emptive offense and mobile legions to "defense in depth" and static garrisons, which in turn led to the de-Romanization of both the legions and the provinces, which led to the ruin of the culture and economies therein, which in turn led to the import of laeti, and resulted in the eventual fall of the Western Empire.
I have not once ever heard any credible classical historian or antiquarian claim that the campaigns in Judea contributed in any measurable way to the fall of the Empire. Moreover, one would have expected such a notional effect to cripple the Eastern Empire more than that of the West, which is not borne out by history to even the slightest degree.

Forget about liberation. Forget about oil. Forget about nation building. The might and power of the United States reached out into Afghanistan and Iraq to provide provocateurs around the world with a demonstration of what we could do and would do if Americans were attacked again on our own sovereign soil.

Well, at least he got that right.

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