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Something might satisfying about taking out the trash...

"Beer For My Horses"
Toby Keith

Well, a man come on the 6 o'clock news,
Said somebody's been shot, somebody's been abused.
Somebody blew up a building, somebody stole a car.
Somebody got away. somebody didn't get too far, yeah.
They didn't get too far.
Grandpappy told my pappy: "Back in my day, son,
"A man had to answer for the wicked that he done.
"Take all the rope in Texas, find a tall oak tree,
"Round up all of them bad boys,
hang them high in the street,"
For all the people to see that:

"Justice is the one thing you should always find.
"You got to saddle up your boys,
"You got to draw a hard line.
"When the gunsmoke settles, we'll sing a victory tune.
"We'll all meet back at the local saloon,
"We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces,
"Singing: 'Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.'"

We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds,
We've got too much corruption, too much crime in the streets.
It's time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground.
Send 'em all to their maker and he'll settle 'em down:
You can bet he'll settle 'em down 'cause,

Justice is the one thing you should always find.
You got to saddle up your boys,
You got to draw a hard line.
When the gunsmoke settles, we'll sing a victory tune.
We'll all meet back at the local saloon,
We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces,
Singing: "Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses."

Previous thread: Comment was: See? It was all about the oil

"What y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers? Wastin' time w/all the chatroom yakkers?..."--Weird Al

What y'all wanna do? Wanna be 'fraid-o'-al Qaeda? Wanna be a Chirac French Maid-a? No raid-on-al Qaeda?

It's all about the oil, baby

It's all about the oil!

"Workin' at a desk w/a dumb little placard?

Yeah, payin' the bills w/my mad programming skills

Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills

I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM

I never feed trolls and I don't read spam

Installed a T1 line in my house

Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse

Upgrade my system at least twice a day

I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K

I'm down w/Bill Gates, I call him 'Money' for short

I phone him up at home & I make him do my tech support

It's all about the Pentiums, what?" --Weird Al

Workin' at a anti-war rally with a dumb little placard?

Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad sloganeering skills

Defraggin' 'Publicans for thrills

I got me a hundred media soundbytes to RAM

Up into whatever cam we can e-spam

Installed a cable line in my house

Always at my PC, lamenting war wins that douse

Previous slogans--Upgrade 'em down at least twice a day

I'm down with George Bush, I call him 'Oil' for short

I phone him up at home and I make him do my gas station fillin'

It's all about the oil, what?

"Ya gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen

You've got White-Out all over your screen

You think your Commodore64 is really neato

What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?

You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh

Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?

You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette

You're the biggest joke on the Internet

Your database is a disaster

You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster

Hey, fella, I bet you're still livin in your parents' cellar

Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar

And postin' 'Me too!' like some brain-dead AOL-er

I should do the world a favor & cap you like Old Yeller

You're just about as useless as JPEGS to Helen Keller."--Weird Al

You gotta be the dumbest news newbie I've ever seen

You mean you don't have CNN & PBS all over your screen?

You think your FREEPER updates are really neato

Can't compare to DU w/libs' hearts gushin' bleedo

You're usin' satire? Don't make me laugh

Your spontaneous humor posts every sec and a half?

What? You give $ to FREEPER to maintain these posts?

You right-wingers are the biggest joke on the 'net

Your FREEPER chapters are a disaster

Waxin' your modems, churnin' out e-mails all the faster

Hey fella, I bet you ain't livin in Berkeley or Boulder

Downloadin' pix of the Dixie Chix

And postin' lib quotes as Road Kill--that's way beyond DUers

I should do the world a favor & cap you from DU threads like Old Yellers

Your oilless eyes are as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller

It's all about the oil!