[bayourod]

You're confusing ducks with ginneys.

[T'wit]

Well.... no. I am unable to confuse ducks with ginneys because I don't know what a ginney is. I'll have to postpone my confusion until I find out. For now, I can say with great assurance that I've never mounted a duck. I am pretty hopeful I've never mounted a ginney either, but will have to wait for an official ruling.