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To: F16Fighter
No more "OTIS..the town drunk!"
7 posted on 05/03/2003 6:40:27 PM PDT by JOE6PAK (Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder ...)
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To: JOE6PAK
No more "OTIS..the town drunk!"

And no more Aunt Bea either. You know, with her bustling about the kitchen, bringing lunch to Andy and Barney, sewing costumes for the town's little theather group, inviting Rev. Tucker over for dinner.... I mean, this woman is hopeless. (By California textbook stnds. anyway.)

17 posted on 05/03/2003 7:07:57 PM PDT by yankeedame ("Born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.")
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To: JOE6PAK
When are the thought police going to ban books altogether?

On a brighter note, I'm so glad that thanks to the thought police, I won't be stereotyped any more because I have two cats. Oh, the shame of it all.

19 posted on 05/03/2003 7:43:48 PM PDT by floriduh voter (Seriesly. This is hugh.)
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To: JOE6PAK
"No more 'OTIS..the town drunk!'"

And in keeping with the twist of the times, 'Otis' becomes 'Jerry...the town Right-Wing Christian fanatic.'

31 posted on 05/03/2003 9:28:16 PM PDT by F16Fighter (Democrats -- The Party of Stalin and Chiraq)
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To: JOE6PAK
No more "OTIS..the town drunk!"

I guess they now insist (get it? NOW? I crack me up) it's "Philis... the town drunk"?

34 posted on 05/03/2003 10:18:14 PM PDT by lafroste
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