[Happy2BMe]

I knew the value of a good seagull dump would be revealed one day . . .

[ImphClinton]

Have to try that at the next protest I see.

[WorkingClassFilth]

A deep-ecology adherent - to be sure.

This single act displays more knowledge of natural phenomenon than any aggregate actions of 'Greenpeace' or the 'Sierra Club' put together.

Find this man and I'll give him the job of Secretary of the Interior in my first administration.

[martin_fierro]

Ah, the Libertarians among the bunch will just smoke it.

[Tamzee]

Concerned Bystander, "Oh no, you're a mess, Pooped-on-Pathetic-Protestor!! I'll go get some toilet paper!"


Pooped-on-Pathetic-Protestor, "Don't bother because you can't wipe them - the birds have flown away now."

[strela]

The basic idea is sound. I would offer one refinement though - sprinkle a little of this on the fries before throwing them down.

You get the extra-added bonus of an instant swarm of yellowjackets in addition to the seagull poop. We used to put the stuff in people's cars in high school then leave their window open just enough for the critters to fly inside.

"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne: 'Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky.'" Henry Jones Jr.

[Grani]

Surely this qualifies for a *Hold muh fries 'n watch this* ping, doesn't it?