[MEGoody]

"A great lie has been told," Ritter said to the audience at NJ Peace Action's annual dinner. "There were no weapons of mass destruction, and Iraq never posed any threat."

Also, I never messed with any underaged girls.

Really! You can trust me!

[SwinneySwitch]

Here's a GREAT lie, Scotty!!

"The U.S. is going to leave Iraq with its tail between its legs, defeated. It is a war we cannot win," claims pro-Iraq former U.N. arms inspector Scott Ritter."