Bizarro world thinking.
In fact, it's a pretty sketchy theory, and it also suffers from the ridiculous premise that government spending cannot be cut.
But, it is now clear why she was reluntant to do so in the first place. She will now be known as Teresa Kerry or even better, Terry Kerry.
IIRC, yerry kerry is what you call it when one of those Japanese warrior guys kills himself with one of those sword thingees. Maybe, not. So, you got your "John and Terry Kerry." At Christmas, she could be Merry Terry Kerry. If the Boston Harbor named a boat after her, it could be the Ferry Terry Kerry.