" Kerry's a nothing. I got the hyphenated-American vote locked up, for God's sake.
My grandfather, Senor Shaquille OLiebermanelli Fu Ching changed his name.
I claim Irish, Latino, Black, Mediterranean, and Oriental voting blocs...er, I mean, roots."
A $10 thou donation gets you a ticket to my Hyphenated-American Pander Party
We got corned beef burritos, pastrami Egg Fu Yung, grits in Marinara sauce,
vintage Manishevitz, and oregano bagels stuffed with teriyaki-glazed ham, chitlins
and chili peppers."