Rita X, you say? Pay attention!
Since Rush does take requests on his show, he tells Phil to stay on the line as he plays an illuminating excerpt from the first call from "Rita X," which was aired on October 4, 1990:
Note: this is a verbatim transcript - honest, I'm not making any of this up. Just assume that there is a huge "SIC" surrounding this transcript
Phone: Rita from Detroit, MI
Rita : Let me just say this - there is a spaceship called the Mother Plane, and on the Mother Plane it has, what is called 1,500 bombing planes, and very soon in the 1990, before the closure on the UFO phenomena, which has been withheld from the public, will be exposed.
Rush : Ahh. I see.
Rita : The Pentagon, NASA Space program, the President of the United States, and the Joint Chief of Staff, both Congress and the Senator of the USA, as well as the Navy and Air Force intelligence, FBI and CIA will be forced . . .
Rush : You forgot Interpol, you forgot Interpol.
Rita : . . . well, will be forced to face the nation in the mounting crisis in the air and in the land and in the sea, and give up the secret. What are the secrets? The secret is that the President and his Chief Joints of Staff are planning a secret war involving their over 40 year knowledge of an encounter with the Gurblackta fleet, which has been called the Unidentified Flying Saucer.
Rush : Rita, Rita, Rita - hang on just a minute. The Chiefs of Joints, as you say, the chairman of the Chiefs of Joints is a black man.
Rita : Colin Colonel Powell? He is . . .
Rush : Colonel Colin Powell . . . it's Colonel Colin Powell. General! General Colin Powell. It's General Colin Powell.
Rita : Well, let me rephrase this. Because he is planning genocide on the black community as Minister Farrakhan has revealed to the masses of the people that President Bush has sat down with Colonel Colin Powell to plan genocide against the black community. But this is why the event - the Mother Plane - is there, and the Mother Plane will destroy England, and that's why you notice that when the first sightings of the writings in the hedges - uh, from Stone Hinges - and the writing in the grass was 50 miles from what is called Stone Hedges in England.
Rush : Stone Hedges, yes . . .
Rita : The Mother Plane with the 1,500 bombing planes will drop three baby planes - three bombs on England and destroy England, and also she will destroy your Navy, your Air, uh, the uh, your uh, your American air bases, and her jets and everything.
End of Call
Rush plays the second of the calls EIB has received from Rita of Detroit:
Call Begins
Rush : Well, look who's up, folks. Here is Rita from Detroit. Hi, Rita!
Rita : Yes, I'd like to thank you for the opportunity to talk to you as well as to your listening audience, Rush.
Rush : You're more than welcome, Rita. Any time.
Rita : I would like to, um, there are so many things I would like to talk on.
Rush : Well, go ahead and start . . .
Rita : I would like to speak on Minister Farrakhan who was here last couple weeks ago, October 14, and he spoke to an overwhelming crowd of 20,000. And he addressed us on how Mr. Bush was not our friend, but our enemy and that Mr. Bush was planning genocide, world-wide genocide, on peoples of color.
Rush : Do you believe that?
Rita : Oh, absolutely. He also said that . . .
Rush : Do you really think that, Rita? Rita, do you really - Rita, open your mind, ma'am. You can't possibly believe that the President of the United States of America has planned genocide against all people of color in the world?
Rita : He also said that they have planned the killing of an entire people by using drugs and violence in our communities as an excuse to murder us wholesale. He also went on to say that, uh . . .
Rush : Rita, can I ask you a question about this? Seriously, now - I'm not going to take away from your time, but I want to know what you think. Because you hear what Minister Farrakhan says to you, but I want to know what you think.
Rita : I am in oneness with him. I think exactly what that brother is relaying to us. I believe it whole-heartedly. I see evidence of it . . .
Rush : Rita, do you believe the white man, George Bush or whoever, has targeted black neighborhoods as areas where all kinds of drugs will be distributed and made available so that the black people will become drug addicts and kill themselves, and so that American policemen in apprehending black criminals can shoot them dead, and thereby eliminate blacks from America? Do you really think, uh, I mean do you think that the people who use drugs are blameless?
Rita : I believe absolutely that, and to prove the point of this, when Oliver North was on trial, he also made a statement that it was him, along with the President plane, who brought in the cocaine into the country. The black man couldn't have a boat, much less a plane, so how are the drugs coming into our community unless it is these people who's bringing them in?
Rush, interrupting Rita : Wait, wait, wait just a minute. If Oliver North had testified on television where you were able to see it . . .
Rita : He also made mention that they had 10,000 concentration camps that they was ready to put the blacks in, in an event of an uprising. Yes, we heard this from Oliver North himself, but he is hailed as a hero.
Rush : Hold it, hold it a minute. I want to ask you this now - you actually heard Oliver North testify that he flew a planeload of drugs and cocaine into the country?
Rita : Absolutely, he was the one taking it to um, um, El Salvador as well.
Rush : Rita, you have to have been watching a cartoon show or reading the Detroit Free Press editorial page . . .
Rita : Oh, no.
Rush : . . . because Oliver North didn't say that. He would be in jail if he had. There would have been people, if they could have proved that they would have loved to prove that, but they can't prove it, Rita, because he didn't do it.
Rita : He absolutely did, and not only that - Minister Farrakhan has stated that Bush had plans . . . unemployment for black people so that black youth can join the military force and fight for American interests in the Persian Gulf. And that the reason he had sent such a large maneuver to the Persian Gulf is to bow down, to, uh, to have peoples bow down to America, who bow down to her.
In other words, what he is saying is that Saudi Arabia is having the military peoples over there for the simple fact to kill black peoples wholesale. And not only that, Britain . . .
Rush : Rita, let me ask you . . . Rita, let me ask you a simple question: Do you care whether or not what you believe is right or wrong?
Rita : Absolutely, but see, you're the one that's putting out the propaganda. You're the one who's not allowing the masses of the peoples to know the truth. Now, Minister Farrakhan had made a statement, and tell me if this is not so, Rush. Tell me if this is not so . . . now we see the issue that's taking place over in Iraq, with the Kuwait, and how the Britain has split up Kuwait in 1914, and that Iraq had been fighting for that providence, which is the Nineteenth Providence over there in Kuwait, ever since 1914. And the reason that America did not want Iraq to have Kuwait is that they feared that the Iraqi would have 20% of the world oil. Is that not true? That is absolutely so.
Rush : Rita . . . Rita, you are absolutely right. We don't want Saddam Hussein to be in charge of any more of the world's oil than he is now.
Rita : But it rightfully belongs to them, it rightfully belongs to them.
Rush : Nope. Nope.
Rita : Yes it does. Yes it does. You see, also . . .
Rush : Nope. Nope. And it doesn't rightfully belong to him, the way he has conquered it now. That's not the way a peace-loving world functions.
Rita : I also noticed, too, Rush, that look at the latest thing that was occurring in Israel, where Israel mowed down and killed 19 Palestinians, and how they've been axing the United Nations to condemn Israel. Now why is it that it's taken the United Nations to stand up and do what is rightfully should be done, but when it came to the United Nations condemning Iraq, they had no problem in that. See, your priority is all mixed up.
Rush : Rita . . . Rita, Rita. Hold it just a . . . the United Nations has condemned Israel, and the United States has joined the United Nations in its condemnation of Israel. And . . .
Rita : The United States is dragging its foot on condemning Israel, and it should be condemned.
Rush : The United States is not dragging its foot, the United States was spearheading this resolution, much to the chagrin of many people. But, Rita, still . . .
Rita : And you know what, Rush?
Rush : Hold it, hold it, Rita, please. Let's remove ourselves from the discussion of foreign policy for a moment and get back to this domestic stuff because I really think, Rita, in all candor, what Minister Farrakhan has you believing is the worst disservice a black leader could do to black people in this country because . . .
Rita : I think he's educating us . . . to what's really going on.
Rush : That is an absolute, what he says is going on is impossible for one man, George Bush, or a series of white men to do. There are more white people destroying their lives on drugs than black people. You can't say that it's only blacks that are on drugs. You can't say that it's only blacks that are being nabbed as criminals. This is, this is, uh, you want to absolve the people who are actually using drugs and committing the crime of any responsibility for their actions, and lay it all off on a white government. And I think, Rita, that if you just would stop and examine this intellectually, it's impossible.
Rita : I have examined it, and you know what . . . the latest that Mr. Bush is trying to, ask for the death penalty now for sedition. And he's trying to charge Minister Farrakhan with sedition because Minister Farrakhan is telling the truth on the American government. But I warn Mr. Bush that if he set a foot to hurt Minister Farrakhan that we will rally forth and we will kill everything that's living because we will not tolerate him hurting our minister. We love that man and he is very dear and valuable to us.
Rush : Wait a minute, wait just a second! Nobody is out there in the Bush administration targeting Minister Farrakhan.
Rita : Well, you better let Mr. Bush know that he better leave Minister Farrakhan alone . . . that's the last leader of ours that they will kill and get away with.
Rush : Rita, he . . . nobody has Minister . . . I guarantee you that George Bush does not have Minister Farrakhan targeted.
Rita : You want to put your life on it? You want to put your life on it, Mr. Rush, because we listening to you, and as I said . . .
Rush : Rita, what are you hearing me say?
Rita : . . . you got a trickonology!
Rush, confused : A what?
Rita : You got a trick . . . you tricking the black peoples, you got a Master's degree in trickonology. You do, and we have, we listen to you and we listen to your foolishness. ( Rush, to himself, mutters "I better write this down" ) You do all the talking and you don't allow your callers to talk.
Rush : Oh, yeah?
Rita : Absolutely!
Rush : Rita, how long have you been on the air here? I mean, you've been mouthing and spewing this idiocy for how many minutes? You've been on the air here for ten minutes or more.
Rita : Well, what makes you think it's idiocy? Because I'm telling the truth? And you know what else, Rush? Before you hang up on me, I did an interview in New Zealand, and that's a thousand miles from . . . no, six thousand five hundred miles from California, those who's listening. And it is very interesting that our people in New Zealand are getting the same treatment that we are getting over here, so don't be telling me that the world-wide conspiracy...
Rush : How could that be? George Bush is not President of New Zealand.
Rita : No, Britain . . . Margaret Thatcher! But you always see her coming to the White House, meeting with Bush, so they can get together and decide on the world-wide conspiracy that they are planning on our people. But you would never destroy the black man and the black woman off this face of this planet because we are indeed your mother and father, and that is why your country is in the trouble that it is in because you will not wise up and listen.
Rush : Rita . . . Rita, Rita - I really do want to say that I feel terribly sorry for you.
Rita : Why? I don't feel sorry for myself, I feel sorry for you.
Rush : Well, because you're being lied to and you're believing it, and your life is ruined. You have no, you're not going to have any happiness the rest of your life if you believe this stuff. But what did you call me, Master of Trickology or Trickonology?
Rita : You have a Master's degree in Trickonology, you know what I mean by that!
Rush : Trickonology . . . well, I just wanted to get it right.
Rita : And therefore that's why you over the airwaves to produce your propaganda.
Rush : Well, I just wanted to get it right, though.
Excerpt Ends
Rush wonders if Rita X is still around, but it could be she has already been beamed up to the Mother Ship by Minister Farrakhan, waiting for the day until the great black nation can be created...
Today's caller, no matter how insipid, can't touch Sista X. Remember that.
Been hit with a few shells
And now I walk with a limp
But I'm aight...