Posted on 05/08/2003 7:06:28 AM PDT by xsysmgr
Ah, authenticity! You can't buy it, you can't fake it, and you can't help but wish you had it.
This all started with a lady across from me at a dinner party, a lady visiting from Virginia. We had established in some opening exchanges that she was a keen reader of my web columns. But how was it, she wanted to know, that I had not thrown in my five cents worth on the Rick Santorum business? Well, I said, I did actually pass some remarks of a general kind about it in my April diary. Pshaw, said the lady, but I hadn't declared myself. Where did I stand? What did I think about sodomy laws?
Well, I said, on the matter before the Supreme Court, I agree that there is no constitutional right to sodomy, incest, or adultery, even between consenting adults. And as a conservative, I am temperamentally hostile to the idea that there are fundamental rights hidden in the Constitution that have somehow escaped the notice of scholars and jurists for 200 years until a rich, noisy lobby came along to agitate for them. And I would be very surprised to learn, if it could be learned, that the Founding Fathers had intended such a right, given that practically everyone back then believed homosexual sex to be a revolting crime against nature. And furthermore...
Yes, yes, said the lady, but where did I stand on sodomy laws? For or against?
I said I didn't see why the people of Texas shouldn't have sodomy laws if that is what they want. And having already said that I didn't see a right to sodomy in the Constitution, I didn't see how such a law could be unconstitutional...
The lady was losing patience. Would I kindly give her a straight answer? If I lived in a state that put matters to referendum via a ballot initiative, and if there was a referendum to put a law against sodomy on the books, which way would I vote?
I said I would vote against, because I don't see much point having laws on the books if you aren't prepared to send people to jail for breaking them; and sending homosexuals to jail seems to me to be a really, really silly idea.
"Ah," she said, in the tone of someone who has just had her worst expectations confirmed, "that's typical of you National Review types! Milk and water conservatives! You talk a good game, but when it comes down to it, you're just another bunch of metropolitan liberals!"
I was thinking about this all the next day. The lady had a point, of course. I seriously doubt there is anyone at National Review who would vote for a sodomy law. None of those NR writers who have declared on the matter have come out in support of such laws. That is not the same thing as saying that a state should not be permitted to have such laws, if the people of that state want them. We are mostly Tenth Amendment, strict-construction types here at NR, and I'm guessing that my position on the constitutional point is widely shared. We don't want to lock up homosexuals, though.
Now, 43 percent of respondents to a Gallup poll last May said that homosexual relations between consenting adults should not be legal. So the uncomfortable question arises: If we NR-niks are to the left of 43 percent of Americans on this issue, just what kind of conservatives are we?
It's the same with Creationism. I touched on this topic in a column a few days ago, where I called Creationism "pseudoscience." A poll conducted last March showed that 48 percent of Americans believe in Creationism, vs. only 28 percent in evolution. It happens that a couple of years ago, someone on a private e-list I belong to asked me if there were any Creationists at NR. I said I thought there was one. I had forgotten that NR had eavesdropping rights on this particular e-list. Kathy Lopez, who eagle eye never misses a thing, e-mailed me to ask who it was I had in mind. I told her. She checked. Nope, he wasn't a Creationist. To the best of my knowledge, therefore, there were no Creationists at NR, and to the best of my knowledge there are none now.
This means that on at least two points of importance to conservatives, we are to the left of vast numbers of Americans, over 40 percent in each case. So again I ask: What kind of conservatives are we? "Milk and water conservatives," according to my dinner companion.
To get it back from the institutional to the personal: look at me. I have not the slightest doubt that I am a conservative by thought, feeling and instinct, yet on a lot of the issues that define American conservatism, I barely move the needle from the zero mark on the dial. I have guns but only fire them down at the range once a month, for the satisfaction of it, and to develop confidence in handling them. I have never hunted with guns. I am only feebly religious — feebly Episcopalian, in fact, which is feebleness squared! Homosexuality? I don't like it, and have got myself in a lot of trouble for saying so rather bluntly, but I wouldn't criminalize it. Abortion? Pretty much the same. Creationism? Sorry, I think it's pseudoscience. I'm fine with evolution.
So — What kind of conservative am I? Taking a cue from my dinner-table accuser, I think the answer is: I'm a metropolitan conservative. Of all the ways humanity can be divided into two distinct subspecies, one of the oldest and most persistent is the metropolitan-provincial divide. The contrast between the busy sophistication of the metropolis and the relaxed simplicity of the provinces goes way back in human history, at least as far back as Greek comedy. The metropolitans have by no means had the best of it; the city slicker can be just as much a figure of fun and ridicule as the provincial bumpkin, and is just as likely to be suckered — a Rawdon Crawley for every Charles Bovary. Intelligent provincials can be as confident, even as snobbish, as the metropolitans who look down on them. My own sister, a witty, worldly, and well-read inhabitant of a small English town, describes herself with much pride as "a provincial lady."
The great British art historian Sir Kenneth Clark wrote a fine essay about the interplay between the two worlds:
"Since a metropolis is the source of style, whether in fashion, or furniture, or the major arts, the concept of style tends to become too important, and at a certain point the balance of ends and means is upset. Just as provincial art fails from its lack of style, metropolitan art fails from its excess, and there appears the familiar symptoms of over-refinement and academicism."
(The essay is called "Provincialism," and can be found in Sir Kenneth's book Moments of Vision.) Something similar has happened in religion, church leaders being won over by the cleverness of metropolitan thinking, the theology becoming more rarified and abstract, the metropolitan clergy more cynical and corrupt, until at last a cleansing simplicity from the provinces arrives to renew and purify the faith. In this context, it's also worth remembering that the greatest event in human history happened in a remote and backward province of the Roman Empire.
I think that there is more involved than just accidents of location. Most of us, in temperament and outlook, are either metropolitan or provincial, either blue or red. I myself was raised in a small provincial town, but I have spent most of my adult life in big cities or their shadows, and have a mostly metropolitan cast of mind. I dislike modern American liberalism very much, and believe it to be poisonous and destructive; yet I am at ease in a roomful of New York liberals in a way that, to be truthful about it, I am not in a gathering of red-state evangelicals. Setting aside our actual opinions about this, that or the other, I am aware that in the first gathering I am among people with whom I have, at some level, a shared outlook; and in the second gathering, not. I suppose I would have been more at ease among the wits and boulevardiers of first-century Rome than with the dusty Hellenized provincial intellectuals of Judea.
I'd even go further into this dangerous territory — and I emphasize I am speaking strictly for myself here, not for anyone else at NR. We conservatives like to scoff at lefties for their "noble savage" fixation — the way they go all misty-eyed and paternalistic at the thought of the poor helpless victims of capitalism, racism, colonialism, etc. etc. Well, I think I can see some similar strain of condescension in my own outlook. What the heroic worker was to an old-line Marxist, what the suffering Negro was to civil-rights marchers, what the unfulfilled housewife is to Hillary Clinton, the Vietnamese peasant to Jane Fonda, the Palestinian rioter to Edward Said, so the red-state conservative with his Bible, his hunting rifle and his sodomy laws is to me. He is authentic, in a way I am not.
There doesn't seem to be much point in apologizing for this condescension, and I am not much given to apologizing anyway. It's worth noting, though, as a fixed component of, I think, the entire outlook of metropolitan conservatives. I don't think it is any cause for rancor or antagonism. The metropolitan conservative and his provincial cousin both have their part to play in keeping what Sir Kenneth called "the balance of ends and means." Sitting in New York cooking up argumentative commentaries is as useful, in its own way, as running a Christian home-schooling group in Knoxville.
Probably not as critical to the future of conservatism, though. Looking across the pond at the country of my birth, where there are no powerful conservative lobbies — no Second Amendment warriors, no Christian conservatives, no Right-to-Life chapters — I see what happens when conservatism becomes a merely metropolitan cult: conservative politics becomes marginalized and impotent. That's not going to happen here; and it won't be me and my big city pals that prevent it, it'll be the legions of real, authentic conservatives out there in the provinces. God bless them all for keeping America strong, free, and true to her founding principles. If the price to be paid is a sodomy law here, a high-school Creationism class there, well, far as I am concerned, that's a small price indeed. People who don't like those things can always head for the metropolis, after all.
Congressman Billybob
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I confess that, though my own upbringing was in the further suburbs of the San Francisco Bay Area rather than provincial England, I agree with much of what Derbyshire says here, and think the term metropolitan conservative, or better urbane conservative a useful one. I think the viewpoint Derbyshire espouses is the essence of the classical liberalism that undergirded the Founders. Although in its full-blown form the view was not articulated until the mid-19th century, it is quintessentially that of the elites who ran America from the mid-17th through the early 20th centuries, who built our institutions and great universities.
There is great wisdom in his view that what is important is that each state is free to determine its own views on such matters as sexual conduct. There is also a great difference between behavior that one may condemn morally and that which one thinks the law should punish: I take it that is Derbyshire's view on homosexuality. I agree with that approach. It's one thing to say homosexuality is a perversion, even a sin, and to condemn it. One could even take the view that a community could by private action shun homosexuals - or adulterers or fornicators or those who have very early-term abortions or blacks or whites or what-have-you. And yet, that is a far cry from saying you think the state ought to punish the behavior, or that you would vote for the state to punish the behavior.
Amendment IX
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
Amendment X
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.
Obviously there are many rights that are retained by the people that are not enumerated.
Is it possible that consenting adults performing gross, disgusting acts, listneing to music I detest, smoking stuff that I don't like, or reading books that I wouldn't let into my house are all acts that FREE PEOPLE can do without fear of government intervention?
It is easy to accept the right for people to do things that you agree with. One of the tests of liberty and the Constitution is when other people do things we don't like or when we know they are guilty of a crime. The Constitution protects criminals! It shouldn't be used to make criminals out of citizens.
Most of what I see are fair weather Constitutionalists. They only really support that with which they agree. When push comes to shove, they don't support freedom when they don't agree with what others do.
BTW, I think I see a 'Right to Privacy' there in the 9th.
I agree with Derb, and also can be more at ease at an urban liberal gathering than at a rural conservative one. I know the social cues and rules. Likewise, I expect many rural conservatives would be more comfortable with, for example, a liberal NASCAR fan than with an urban conservative art dealer.
The point, though, is that they are to the of 40 per cent of Americans on a couple of particular issues. It is the common thread that runs across these issues that Derb is trying to get at. NR certainly isn't left of 40 per cent of America on many other issues - national security, tax policy, education policy, and so on.
I wonder what Derbyshire would call me. I was born and raised in New York City and Chicago. I've lived a good portion of my adult life in Greenwich Village and Wrigleyville - two bastions of sexual deviancy and hard leftism.
However, I've always believed that homosexuality is evil and should be driven underground with stiff legal penalties. I've never bought into evolution and I have a strict belief in biblical inerrancy.
I simply am not a "metropolitan" conservative - but I've lived in nothing but metropolises until very recently.
No, I think not, except to the extent that libertarianism is a sort of reductio ad absurdam on classical liberalism, and classical liberalism is an urbane and generally tolerant worldview (at least insofar as state action is concerned) historically found among urban and urbane elites. It is a worldview with which a sophisticated gentleman farmer would be comfortable as well as an urban sophisticate, but not one, historically, that has been held by the masses, especially the generally inately conservative rural masses.
The rural strain of conservatism Derbyshire writes about is very different. It is the worldview of those whose experiences are often more limited and provincial, whose reading is not wide and who are inherently suspicious of anyone or any view that is "different".
While the two groups may share common opinions on such matters as economics or defense, even a general preference for conservative and Republican legislatures and executives, their reasons differ. Their dislike of modern liberalism is equally intense, but stems from different sources.
However, I've always believed that homosexuality is evil and should be driven underground with stiff legal penalties. I've never bought into evolution and I have a strict belief in biblical inerrancy.
I simply am not a "metropolitan" conservative - but I've lived in nothing but metropolises until very recently.
wideawake, my friend, you are among the authentic. Actually it is fairly common that conservatives, whether authentic or metropolitan as I myself am, live in an ideologically integrated world. Example: It is mostly only those on the left who don't know anyone who voted for the presidential candidate they voted against.
I loved Derb's article and just sought out the thread for it. Sorry for restarting a thread from a few days ago.
For me it would depend. As long as the liberals confined their political chat to social issues I'd be perfectly comfortable. But any foreign policy talk would probably have me angry in hardly anytime at all. I really wouldn't want to listen to much talk from evangelicals about the "gay agenda" either, but I would find it much less infuriating.
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