[Lazamataz]

"Gray Wolves would be unique in Division I college sports, and it's indigenous to the area," McCaw said. "The design company expressed some concern with the single-gender ethnicity of the Minuteman, and the fact he's carrying a firearm (in the logo) is also a concern."

"Additionally," McCaw said, "it is clear this Minuteman is not a woman of color, nor handicapped, so these groups are being discriminated against by using this logo. Furthermore, the Minuteman is not engaging in homosexual acts as portrayed, so the homosexual community feels alienated. The Minuteman represents a frontiersman who, typically, shot animals and consumed meat products, thusly alienating PETA members. Finally, the Minuteman has no discernable breasts, offending the transgender community."

The commitee will recommend a new portrayal of the Minuteman as a vegetable-eating unarmed black transgendered female being buggered by a gay guy while balancing on a wheelchair. The vote in favor is expected to be unanimous.

[cloud8]

"...Minuteman as a vegetable-eating unarmed black transgendered female being buggered by a gay guy while balancing on a wheelchair."

Do I detect the foul odor of Ageism here, hmmm? Surely the idea of the Minuteperson balancing in a wheelchair is offensive to Seniors who can only sit in a wheelchair.

[myrabach]

Didn't you mean to say "Minuteperson?"

[headsonpikes]

That will look cute! LOL!!