MARK STEYN: Tam is talking a lot of cabals about sinister controllers

The Daily Telegraph ^ | May 10, 2003 | Mark Steyn

[MadIvan]

Genius.

Regards, Ivan

[MadIvan]

Bump!

[Notforprophet]

I was wondering what happened to Steyn. Thanks, Ivan. :)

[Bahbah]

A "What a wonderful mind" bump.

[tet68]

Frankly I was relieved to hear from Tam Dalyell that Tony Blair is secretly controlled by a cabal of Jewish advisers. Cabal-wise, that takes the heat off George W Bush, who's secretly controlled by so many cabals he's juggling his schedule as frantically as Jack Lemmon in a 1960s sex comedy.

Waaaaaah! He cracks me up!

[vikingcelt]

Mark Steyn is so prolific and every one a gem. His talent never ceases to amaze me.

[tet68]

begin to wonder why, if George W Bush has such a small brain, so many cabals are required to secretly control it.

Now they say he's all hat and no cabal

Snort! Choking on peanuts!!!

Steyn Bump!

[greydog]

I can't believe it, our beloved President is being cabalanized. Where's the Secret Service?

[Stultis]

"Good Day. O.K., so, our topic is, OBEY US!"
"Yeah, like we control the world, eh, so send us your beer!"

[BeAllYouCanBe]

Bump

[Porterville]

The Apartment, good movie

[UnklGene]

You give Steyn a few days off and see how he gets when he returns!

[William McKinley]

Come to think of it, it does seem that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along.

And they never really did apologize for Bryan Adams...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Are the media being secretly controlled by a cabal of Jews who enjoy making 'em look like idiots every spring?

Yes.

Or the media is just plain dumb. One or the other.

[gcruse]

Mark Twain, PJ O'Rourke, and HL Mencken all rolled into one.
Mark Steyn is peerless....but not on Fox News. Why not?

[amused]

OMG....I almost pee'd in my pants at that one.

[Rummyfan]

Ping!

[George W. Bush]

I'm dumbfounded. Apparaently, Jews and Canadians control the world.

[Nick Danger]

I'm dumbfounded. Apparaently, Jews and Canadians control the world.

I used to think that too, but then my eyes were opened. Now I realize that it's all about feeding and housing them. And all they ever do is play and sleep. While we work to provide their food, and their beds, and put them up in nice houses. Yes, it's the giant feline-canine conspiracy. That's who's really in charge.

[Remole]

My all-time favorite Steyn turn of phrase is his parody of the Saudi-TVathon to raise money for Palestinian victims of Israel's occupation: "Who Wants to be a Million Air Particles?" I don't think I've ever stopped laughing from that one.