DFU SONG: Poison Ivy (POTUS envy)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 5-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - POISON IVY

They're whining DemocRATS...he handed them their hats
'Cause they don't have a clue...they are screwing up everything they do

POTUS envy...POTUS envy
Dubya tailhooked the Lincoln...it was done without blinkin'
And the RATS went out of their minds

Watch sock puppet Terry...it's really getting scary
He sees 2004...and he worries what they will have in store

POTUS envy...POTUS envy
Dubya tailhooked the Lincoln...it was done without blinkin'
And the RATS went out of their minds

Waxman started screaming...Tom Daschle started scheming
And Helen Thomas has a rectal itch
Maureen Dowd is writing...she's caustic and she's biting
And Catherine Zeta Jones knows she's a bitch

Now what could have been neater...he's some inspiring leader
Our troops have been reborn...they're more proud that they wear the uniform

POTUS envy...POTUS envy
Dubya tailhooked the Lincoln...it was done without blinkin'
And the RATS went out of their minds

Waxman started screaming...Tom Daschle started scheming
And Helen Thomas has a rectal itch
Maureen Dowd is writing...she's caustic and she's biting
And Catherine Zeta Jones knows she's a bitch

Now what could have been neater...he's some inspiring leader
Our troops have been reborn...they're more proud that they wear the uniform

POTUS envy...POTUS envy
Dubya tailhooked the Lincoln...it was done without blinkin'
And the RATS went out of their minds

What could have been neater...some inspiring leader
Troops have been reborn...proud of their uniform

[clintonh8r]

A RAT seat in the US Senate....$40,000,000

A Bobby Byrd pork rider on a Senate bill...$130,000,000

POTUS envy....PRICELESS, DFU, PRICELESS!!!

[doug from upland]

For "POTUS envy" I can't take credit. Will whoever coined it please check in?

[AgThorn]

let me guess .. POTUS = President of the US?

[doug from upland]

Yep, that is a common term with the Secret Service. First lady is FLOTUS. During the Clinton years it became, among other variations -- TRIPOTUS -- Traitor rapist impeached president of the United States.

[doug from upland]

Pinging the song list.

[okimhere]

And the RATS went out of their minds

Didn't they??? Aren't they? Whatever it takes, let's keep doing it. Seeing them self-destruct is delicious.

Good song, too. Thanks for posting it.

[catfur]

Always the man of action dfu. Thanks for doing this.

Great report.