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To: Cincinatus' Wife

I dunno, I sort of like this guy. C'mon folks, let's admit it: four years ago we were every bit as nuts. I am just thrilled to see that the tables have turned — that Bush drives them every bit as crazy as Clinton drove us.

We had threads right here proclaiming that Clinton would stage a coup; that he would never leave. Instead of Nazis, we had Communist Chinese under the beds. The only difference is, we were right. I actually found a little red book of Mao's thoughts under my bed, and it didn't get there by itself.

I can't really laugh at this guy for thinking that Bush is some doofus who lives to pad corporate pockets. That's just politics. It's the same reason I believe that Clinton had people murdered.

The good news, though, is that Clinton did leave office, even if he took some furniture and silverware on his way out. Bush is in, and he is every bit as good as Clinton was at turning his political opponents into frustrated, angry conspiracy kooks.

Plus, they are very likely to get a re-run, not of the 1992 election, but of 1996. Their party will nominate some hack like Gephardt, and down he'll go. We'll see him next making ads for Viagra.

By 2006 these guys should be ready for Happy Acres. They don't have any sort of religion to comfort them, and that will be a disadvantage. I was finally able to conclude that Clinton had sold his soul to the devil, and that this explained his remarkable ability to dodge all spears and come out smiling. The lefties will just have to go nuts. Bwaaaa ha ha.


52 posted on 05/10/2003 5:29:36 AM PDT by Nick Danger (The liberals are slaughtering themselves at the gates of the newsroom)
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To: Nick Danger
By 2006 these guys should be ready for Happy Acres. They don't have any sort of religion to comfort them, and that will be a disadvantage. I was finally able to conclude that Clinton had sold his soul to the devil, and that this explained his remarkable ability to dodge all spears and come out smiling. The lefties will just have to go nuts. Bwaaaa ha ha.

Are we having the last laugh?

64 posted on 05/10/2003 12:38:32 PM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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