[ramdalesh]

At the butt swabs they will change your diaper for you if you ask them to, and without working very hard you can have your very own piece of ivy league toilet paper. I'm in college and the most interesting thing I've heard from anyone is "Gee, we are like addicted to electricity!"

[Carry_Okie]

Yeah, but everybody knew that those "prestigious" schools just milk the undergrads for money. Nobody had respect for those programs.