1 posted on
05/10/2003 8:18:47 PM PDT by
mhking
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Q'a'pla!"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....
If you want on or off this list, please let me know!
2 posted on
05/10/2003 8:19:36 PM PDT by
mhking
To: mhking
Ghorgh Kronos Daq ta' rur tlhIngan ta'
4 posted on
05/10/2003 8:30:16 PM PDT by
Rasputin_TheMadMonk
(I am a (censored by mod), but I'm a free, white, gun owning (censored by mod). Just ask my exwife.)
To: mhking
7 posted on
05/10/2003 8:40:17 PM PDT by
knak
To: mhking
Finally! Something worthwhile from the Oregonian!
8 posted on
05/10/2003 8:46:34 PM PDT by
dixiechick2000
(Never have so many been so wrong about so much.)
To: mhking
Well, we all need...someone...we can Klingon...
And if you want to...you can Klingon me.
10 posted on
05/10/2003 8:56:55 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(...Ladies and gentlemen, the Transporting Stones...)
To: mhking
Why don't they just invest in a Universal Translator?
To: mhking
14 posted on
05/10/2003 10:03:32 PM PDT by
Consort
To: mhking
Look at that, there are Klingons around Uranus.
16 posted on
05/10/2003 10:12:09 PM PDT by
Nachum
To: mhking
how does one say "OMFG!" in Vogon septameter?
17 posted on
05/10/2003 10:21:05 PM PDT by
demosthenes the elder
(If *I* can afford $5/month to support FR: SO CAN YOU)
To: mhking
""The kids," Jelusich says, "are learning to speak Elvish.""
Sindarin, or Quenya? I'd love to know...
21 posted on
05/11/2003 3:18:55 AM PDT by
Pyrion
To: mhking
"Jelusich and colleagues took note of a recent article in The Oregonian about a Portlander who sings karaoke in Klingon.""And we figured, well, we'll be seeing that person sooner or later, so we'd better get ready," said Jelusich.
22 posted on
05/11/2003 3:20:38 AM PDT by
Fabozz
(Democracy. Whiskey. And sexy!)
To: mhking
Well... more people speak Klingon than speak Esperanto.
I always wanted to speak Esperanto like a native.
25 posted on
05/11/2003 5:34:43 AM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(There's fast.... and then there's Slim fast....)
To: mhking
Perhaps this is wise - if you demand to speak only Klingon, maybe you are more likely to require mental health services, so it makes sense to have an interpreter on staff or retainer.
Probably explains why so many mental health workers are liberal - makes it easier to understand what the patient is trying to say.
26 posted on
05/11/2003 5:37:02 AM PDT by
Bernard
To: mhking
What is Klingon for Zot?
29 posted on
05/11/2003 4:04:27 PM PDT by
KevinDavis
(Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!)
To: mhking
Vatlh tlhIngans muH wa’ rojmab. Vatlh DIvI’S tIch vagh ah let nIQmeHS, joq wa’ ah pup Hoqra’ Qagh. Qo’noS lon vagh nobs, ach loS nIQS ghun wa’ ah pov chal. Vatlh ’Ivs Suv vagh ah QIp lotlhs. Vatlh lInDabs tIj vagh veQDujs, joq wa’ ah pIv neHmaH ngev tera’. Vagh romulusSngans jon Qo’noS.
LoS Doq chals nep vagh rojmabs. QI’tomer HIv vatlh QaQ nIQmeHS, ’ach vagh vetlhs ah jay’ ghong wa’ ah let neHmaH, ach vatlh DIvI’S ghun wa’ poj, joq vatlh ah Doch DenIbya’ Qatlhs jaH. Vagh pov jInmols jaS tIch loS pojs. Vagh may’S chu’ wa’ nIQ. Vatlh peys baH. Wa’ poj ngev vatlh ah QaQ wo’S. Vagh let verengans nom yot vatlh ah Dogh ychs. LoS nochs ba’ po’.
Qo’noS ah po’ jon vagh novs.
30 posted on
05/11/2003 4:20:37 PM PDT by
Bars4Bill
(Vagh yIHS pe’vIl yot loS mo’S Hillary Clinton.)
To: mhking
Repeat after me:
STAR TREK IS FICTION.
KLINGON IS NOT A REAL LANGUAGE.
31 posted on
05/12/2003 5:42:40 AM PDT by
Constitution Day
(I always like to keep my audience RIVETED.)
To: mhking
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *thud*
Seriously, this just made my day.
39 posted on
05/12/2003 8:01:54 AM PDT by
Hobsonphile
(Human nature can't be wished away by utopian dreams.)
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