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Microsoft: Internet-Ready Toilet Project a Hoax
AP ^ | May 13, 2003

Posted on 05/12/2003 11:21:49 PM PDT by Sweet_Sunflower29

Microsoft Corp. said a company news release that it was developing a portable toilet with Internet access, called an "iLoo," was a hoax perpetrated by its British division.

The April 30 release, issued by the company's MSN Internet division in the United Kingdom, said Microsoft was developing a portable toilet with a wireless keyboard and an extending height-adjustable plasma screen in front of the seat. The iLoo was to debut at festivals this summer in Britain.

"This iLoo release came out of the UK office and was not a Microsoft sanctioned communication and we apologize for any confusion or offense it may have caused," Microsoft spokeswoman Bridgitt Arnold said late Monday.

The fake release generated coverage by The Wall Street Journal, The Associated Press and Reuters.

The Associated Press received confirmation of the project from both Microsoft Corp.'s Waggener Edstrom public relations firm and London-based Red Consultancy, which handles such work for the software giant in England.

In an e-mail sent last week to The Associated Press, Red Consultancy's Ben Philipson wrote "MSN is really working on building a prototype for the Summer festivals, perhaps Glastonbury ... This is very much a 'toe in the water' experiment to gauge interest so we'll have to see how it goes, although judging from response so far it's really captured people's imagination!"

Malina Bragg, who helps with MSN's account for Waggener Edstrom, also verified last week that the project was true.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: hoax; iloo; microsoft
Hmmmm....BWAHAHAHAHAH!!
1 posted on 05/12/2003 11:21:49 PM PDT by Sweet_Sunflower29
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Bill Gates um.... stopped Microsoft before it could piss his precious billions down a loo. LMAO!
2 posted on 05/12/2003 11:25:07 PM PDT by goldstategop ( In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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3 posted on 05/12/2003 11:41:07 PM PDT by Sabertooth
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I guess I can stop calling around trying to get one of these installed in my house now....
4 posted on 05/13/2003 12:25:48 AM PDT by Gil4
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Internet Toilet Roll Browser

Fancy catching up with your emails? The Internet Loo Roll Browser is a novel and unique product designed to make best use of the time you spend on the loo! The product allows you to search the Internet whilst sitting on the toilet and print out any pages you are interested in on your toilet roll.

5 posted on 08/13/2003 4:17:59 AM PDT by csvset
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