To: tear_down_this_wall
I wonder if it's a true story that former President Ford once hit a man with a golf ball and a year later on the same day he hit the exact same guy on the same course and same hole again.
16 posted on
05/16/2003 4:34:14 PM PDT by
Hillarys Gate Cult
("Read Hillary's hips. I never had sex with that woman.")
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
I wonder if it's a true story that former President Ford once hit a man with a golf ball and a year later on the same day he hit the exact same guy on the same course and same hole again.
That's called consistency!
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
I wonder if it's a true story that former President Ford once hit a man with a golf ball and a year later on the same day he hit the exact same guy on the same course and same hole again.Well, he's got that going for him, which is nice.
21 posted on
05/16/2003 4:38:51 PM PDT by
Timesink
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Golf quotes:
I'll know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.
-Gerald Ford
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Bob Hope's jokes about Gerald Ford:
"You all know Jerry Ford -- the most dangerous driver since Ben Hur. Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top. Whenever I play with him, I usually try to make it a foursome -- the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer. One of my most prized possession is the Purple Heart I received for all the golf I've played with him.
"Whenever I play with Ford these days I carry 13 clubs and a white flag. I try to win only enough from him to pay my extra insurance premiums."
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