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To: Yeti
On with it!
350 posted on 05/18/2003 6:54:38 PM PDT by Velveeta (Pins and needles, needles and pins)
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To: Velveeta
Remind me not to do jokes like this again, it's confusing.
353 posted on 05/18/2003 6:57:18 PM PDT by Yeti (... "Okay, Budweiser again?" asked the bartender. "Sure, whatever," Amber replied. ...)
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To: Velveeta
The guys aren't sure what to think, they try to check her out indirectly, and apparantly she has no memory of what transpired.

She takes her Budweiser, slurps it down, and it is a repeat performance of the night before. She is all over ever guy and most of the furniture.

Then she just picks up her things and leaves.

So the THIRD night, the same crew of guys is in there and they are really mystified now, and they are wondering if she will come in again.

Sure enough, just before closing time, in she walks, looking preoccupied, but not self-conscious.

The bartender looks at the guys, everyone is suppressing giggles, and the batender says, "Another Budweiser tonight, ma'am?"

So Amber thinks for a second, and says ---

359 posted on 05/18/2003 7:10:14 PM PDT by Yeti ("No thanks, I want to try something different tonight, those Budweisers make my p---- hurt!")
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