Al Sharpton Churls

LonePalm's Fertile Imagination | 5/17/2003 | LonePalm

[LonePalm]

Another in our growing list of dangers of taking a shower with the radio on.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

WFTD Ping!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Squantos]

BTTT for Doug !

[LonePalm]

Parody Ping!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[MsGail61]

bump

[hole_n_one]

Al Sharpton Churls

Al Sharpton Curls....

[LonePalm]

I was thinking about this photo while I was writing the parody. Thanks for finding it.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[F.J. Mitchell]

Look at Al's pinkies-
now dat's real class,
whether just eatin' Twinkies,
or drinking from a glass.

[potlatch]

Are you singing about this; (_!_) ?

[skinkinthegrass]

Too Kewl..:)

[RikaStrom]

LOL, I read that as "hurls" when I first saw the title!

[LonePalm]

I originally wrote it as curls, thinking about the photo of Rev Al sitting under the hairdryer in the picture above.

I then changed it to Al Sharpton churls as the counterpart to fat-bottomed girls. I left it as hurls at the end of the song for the obvious reason, he hurls.

Hope all is well on the southern border.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

Do you mind if I call you?

How about if I call you a taxi? </ Groucho>

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[buffyt]

¡Guarde la fe, mis amigos! ¡Somos los salvadores de la república! ¡Ahora y por siempre!

[buffyt]

Halten Sie den Glauben, meine Freunde! Wir sind die Saviors der Republik! Jetzt und für immer!

Mantenha a fé, meus amigos! Nós somos os saviors da república! Agora e para sempre!

Mantenga la fede, i miei amici! Siamo i saviors della Repubblica! Ora e per sempre!

And that is about all I know well enough to translate.....

[potlatch]

LOL!!

[schaketo]

=== Cut === Paste === Email to Friends and Family ===

In the upcoming democratic primary (2004) ...

BIG AL NEEDS OUR HELP! - Register as a democrat and vote for Crazy Al!

Rev. Al Sharpton is officially running for president in 2004.

During the May 3, 2003 demoncrap debate in Columbia, S.C., our man Al stated “The way to move a donkey is to slap the donkey,” and “I’m going to slap the donkey until the donkey kicks”.

Let’s help Crazy Al slap the donkey until it kicks.

Assume GW has the Republican nomination sewn up. Its time for all good republicans, libertarians, and independents to stand up and be counted. Lets take a page from Sen. McCain’s play book. Prior to the 2004 democratic presidential primary in your state, re-register as a democrat and vote for Al Sharpton!

Wouldn’t it be great if Crazy Al won! At the very least, lets ensure he gets prime time speaking rights at the 2004 nationally televised democratic convention. You gotta love it. Line up, sign up, and send this to all your like-minded friends.

Check here for the rules governing primary voting in your state: http://www.fec.gov/votregis/primaryvoting.htm

In case you’d like to send Big Al a donation:
http://www.sharptonexplore2004.com/

Anyone need a bumper sticker or button?
http://democraticbuttons.freeservers.com/

How about an Al Sharpton yard sign?
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/victorystore00/pryasi.html

Oh yea, and don’t forget to call the local demoncrap party headquarters and ask them the following before the primary election:

1. Can I get a ride to the polls – help them spend their money during the primaries so they’ll have less during the national election. Have them take you the scenic route and stop off and do some shopping on the way home.
2. Are you giving anything away free for voting democrat? Cigarettes, box of cigars, box lunch, etc. Ask for two of each.
3. Send 25 cents in the mail to the DNC and watch how much they spend on mailing you to give to the party. Great way to help them spend money and keep you up to date on their propaganda.
4. Can you think of any other questions we should as them?

=== Cut === Paste === Email to Friends and Family ===

[LonePalm]

Ping!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[T Lady]

LOL!

-Regards, T.

[Coleus]

Hey, those pics look very familiar.
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3b720cb208a4.htm

I'd like to find a pic when he was active in the Tawanna Brawley case where he weighed about 400 lbs. and wore only sweat suits.