[winner3000]

Liberal? I am insulted sir! I don't have a liberal bone in my body. As a matter of fact I am disappointed and deeply, deeply saddened that I may be thought of as a liberal. I am a card-carrying member of the VRWC (Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy). Let there be no mistake. I can prove it: liberals don't have my sick sarcastic sense of humor. They have none at all!!

[razorback-bert]

Q: what do you call a german virgin...


A: fritzniceandtightly.

[Colofornian]

Liberal? I am insulted sir! I don't have a liberal bone in my body

Of course you don't. It was a compliment. I only meant you know liberal doctrine of spin control so well that you did a fine & dandy job of euphemizing as only liberal tactical teams can do! Congrats! You've done your homework well! A+